Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I am coming home to kiss on you,
So just lay down,
take off your clothes,
relax your body,
mind, and soul,
and hubby will do things to you,
that would make you yell out, o' baby OOOOHHHHH!!!
2007-09-07 06:51:58 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
i am glad that this is only a joke. some answer are good, some make sense, the negative answers are from all the single, lonely, and horny people, that do not know how to make your woman laugh. all you guys laugh and then made a comment. keep it coming though. i am not worring about getting sex, because i do not need a poem for that. she was having a bad pay and nothing wrong with making her laugh.
2007-09-07 07:06:24 · update #1
why are men answering this question, you must be the gay one, or trying to see how good my poem is to get laid. how many of you men already sent my poem out to get laid, laid by your friends.
2007-09-07 07:10:29 · update #2
This poem would crack me up. I would love my husband even more if he gave this to me. For thinking of me and making me laugh. You remind me a lot of my boyfriend.
Cheers to you Big Daddy!
2007-09-07 07:38:21 · answer #1 · answered by TroubleRose 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lucky Lady. Patches.
2007-09-07 06:57:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You sure you're married? If youthrow lines like this around you will not be for long. Try this one...
Your love is a lantern
That lights my way,
Uplifting my spirits,
When skies are gray.
Your love is a wave
That lifts me higher,
Into a sea
Of tender desire.
Your love is a flame,
That can never die,
For always and ever,
It will be just you and I.
Your love is a rose,
Moistened with dew,
Touching my soul,
With the beauty of you.
2007-09-07 06:58:54 · answer #3 · answered by Jim C 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hey Big Daddy, I am here in Iraq and wish I would have thought of that for my wife, I like it and I think your wife will to cumming from Big Daddy
2007-09-07 07:00:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awwww,how refreshing, a husband writing poetry to his wife.
Ladies like romance so this is too blunt, but 'E' for effort.
2007-09-07 07:00:13 · answer #5 · answered by cerisa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it is a bit musshy, but the thought behind it is what matters. and I would have to say that you are a true romantic!!
Good luck to you
2007-09-07 06:57:05 · answer #6 · answered by patti p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would change "hubby" to "man of your dreams".
With that said, that was probably the worst poem I've ever read.
2007-09-07 06:56:24 · answer #7 · answered by Dubs 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bit daggy .. can you deliver? If all you have up your sleeve is a dumb peom you are wasting your time. Tell her how much you want to bend her over and give it to her, that will do the trick!!!
2007-09-07 06:58:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anne-Maree S 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You sound horny or something, I would suggest some JESUS in your life, not to mention the poem being absolutely SUPER GAY....
LET US PRAY......
2007-09-07 07:06:11 · answer #9 · answered by Unbreakable Me 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would laugh and say "cute"
now let's get dirty baby
2007-09-07 06:56:52 · answer #10 · answered by Leena 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋