Can you make a humorous story out of these Duran Duran song titles?

Question

Yeah, I'm all 80's minded today, so I thought I'd post this just for fun.

1. Hungry Like the Wolf

2. Waiting for the Sound of Thunder

3. Meet El Presidente

4. Lonely in Your Nightmare

5. New Moon on Monday

6. Girls on Film

Answer 1

I was waiting for the sound of thunder to roll out of the sky once again so I ducked into a local bookstore nearby to pass some time. One book caught my eye because I found the title a bit odd! The name of it was "Lonely In Your Nightmare" and I glanced through it for several minutes trying to find a serious reason for the title. Upon opening it I soon discovered the title had no serious intent and was a collection of comic strips this parapalegic guy had written when he was recuperating from an operation. One of the comic strips was all about "Girls on Film" and was as raunchy a 'strip' as I had ever seen. I guess parapalegic's get a bit randy while they're cooped up and who's going to take a wounded war veteran to task about what he envisions as a sexual encounter? Not me!

I noticed that the rain and thunder had stopped so I put down the book and left the store. I was on assignment in Puerto Rico and was to meet El Presidente at 4:30 P.M for an interview for my magazine, Rolling Stone. It was only 3:00 P.M. and I felt hungry like the wolf in "Little Red Riding Hood." I stopped into a Cuchifrito bar on the corner and ordered some rice and beans and an ice cold San Juan cervesa. I got into a conversation with this old man and there we were, sharing hot chicken wings and beer. The old dude was a taxi driver which turned out to be an old bicycle with a buckboard chained behind it! I asked him how much he could make in one day driving that thing and he told me the touristas were so rich and stupid they would pay him $50.00 to drag them to the edge of the old city to see the new moon on Monday...every Monday! I was impressed with this old geezer since he didn't look like he had any money at all. I asked him how it was possible to have a new moon every Monday night? All he said was, "I told you the touristas were stupid" Then he took out a wad of $100.00 bills mixed with other denominations, peeled off a $20 and threw the bill down on the table! He bid me a good day, put on his straw hat and pedaled away on his "Taxi." I was beginning to think everyone on this island was crazy. I was running late for the interview so I ran out of the cuchifrito bar as fast as I could. The last stop I made before meeting El Presidente was the bookstore! I picked up a copy of that book and made my way to the Presidential Palace.

Answer 2

Yesterday was my newly single friends birthday. I was looking for a present when I came across the porno "Girls on film." I purchased it immediately, knowing that it would definitely cheer my friend up and since there would be a full moon on Sunday and a new moon on Monday, I knew that this film would keep him from going crazy. Feeling hungry like the wolf, I then went to McDonald's. While waiting in line I saw this special offer, sign up today, it said and Meet El Presidente. I knew that alot of Mexicans were immigrating to the area in fierce numbers, but I had no idea I was now going to have to learn Spanish. After eating, I stopped by Hallmark and picked up a card. Feeling it appropriate, I wrote: no use in waiting for the sound of thunder, she is gone. Instead do not be lonely in your night mare, watch this great video... Happy Birthday!!!

Answer 3

I was walking around hungry like the wolf while waiting for the sound of thunder. Then the girls on film came by and said they were going to meet el presidente when the new moon on monday appeared. They asked if I wanted to join them. I said no, that i was going to be lonely in your nightmare at that time.

Answer 4

Here it is Friday afternoon, and I'm Hungry Like the Wolf. I'm Waiting for the Sound of Thunder to subside before I go Meet El Presidente. He saw the New Moon on Monday, and now he wants to go with me to see Girls on Film. What a sad turn of events that I have to go with him everywhere. It's like being alone. You should be so lucky not to ever be this Lonely in Your Nightmare. I have to go now, the limo is here.

Answer 5

One day Simon Le Bon really fancied a Big Mac so he went up to the counter and said : 'Can I have a Big Mac mate? I'm HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF'. The assistant shook his head.
'I'm sorry, I'm WAITING FOR THE SOUND OF THUNDER'. Simon got very cross.
'You'll be sorry'. he was so annoyed that he went to complain to high authority. He went up to the reception desk of the president's offices.
'Hello, I would like to MEET EL PRESIDENTE. I have a complaint' he said. She let him through. The president shook his head.
'I'm sorry. You'll be LONELY IN YOUR NIGHTMARE because I'm too lazy to sort it' he told Simon rudely. Simon stormed out. Then he had an idea.
'I'll wait for the NEW MOON ON MONDAY when I can turn into a wolf and attack them,' he decided. Obviously as he was not a werewolf the plan failed miserably. But just then he spied some GIRLS ON FILM.
'I'll just watch naughty videos at home' he decided.

Answer 6

Hey, I LOVE people that are 80s minded, um Ill make this short:


One day I was on my way to work. I had eaten dinner the previous night but at 6:00 PM so you could imagine I was HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF. The previous night I had watched the weather channel and it said a good chance of rain the next day so I was WAITING FOR THE SOUND OF THUNDER but it never happened. As I was walking from the train station to work, I saw a motorcade with George W. Bush in it! Of course I could only dream to MEET EL PRESIDENTE but then his evil twin would haunt me at night.

That night, I couldnt sleep as the evil twin of 'W', Jorge X. Bush killed all my friends and taunted me by saying "Ha, you are LONELY IN YOUR NIGHTMARE!".

I was glad it was the weekend and by Monday night, everything had changed so my friend screamed out "NEW MOON ON MONDAY!". I went to work again, this time though, to watch some GIRLS ON FILM. It was my lucky day! One of them was named RIO.