2007-09-07 04:07:29 · 19 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
if you have a couch and a fridge filled with beer on your front porch and a tv hanging out the window
2007-09-07 04:17:32 · answer #1 · answered by HEAVEN 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
⥠Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.
⥠You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.
⥠Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer.
⥠There is a belch on your answering machine greeting.
⥠You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode.
⥠None of the tires on your van are the same size.
⥠You hold the hood of your car up with your head while you work on it.
⥠You've ever slow danced in a Waffle House.
⥠your screen door has no screen.
⥠you say "I heard dat!" more than three times in a two minute conversation.
⥠your new sofa was on a curb in another part of town yesterday.
⥠you walk INTO a restaurant with a toothpick in your mouth.
⥠you consider your license plate "personalized" because your father made it.
⥠You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company
⥠If you can burp and say your name at the same time,
you're shur'nuff a redneck.
⥠You think the last words toThe Star Spangled Banner are"Gentlemen, start your engines."
2007-09-07 11:35:43 · answer #2 · answered by NCIS ♥ Addict 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you had your wedding reception at Burger King, decorated with plastic flowers, dressed your dog up in a tux, served a cake made out of donuts and greased your hair really good before the ceremony. Bragged that you were taking your cousin/wife to the local $10. motel for her honeymoon and had some cheap wine and chips there for a snack. Golly, it sounds like fun.
2007-09-09 16:22:12 · answer #3 · answered by 33492 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Natalie, if I went to bed with my partner and never had sex during the night, then I might be a red neck! Jimmy.
2007-09-07 17:23:04 · answer #4 · answered by Jimmy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bonjour madam
If you believe in colour of skin, which i dont!
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2007-09-08 05:51:05 · answer #5 · answered by jam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can find your favorite hunting spot in the dark without a flashlight, but can't find your own state on a map of the US.
2007-09-07 11:11:45 · answer #6 · answered by jealous elf 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
if ya eat pork and beans cold straight out of the can.
2007-09-07 11:13:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are green behind the ears.
2007-09-07 11:23:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your sister is your wife, your children are your neices and nephews and you square dance and play the banjo.
2007-09-09 00:04:58 · answer #9 · answered by girlfrann. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...you run around barefoot, play the banjo with your toes, have five teeth and bang your sister.
2007-09-07 11:17:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋