What would you do if, hypothetically, you were sprawled out naked on your bed, lost in a fantasy and pleasuring yourself, knowing you had taken every precaution to make sure the bedroom door was locked. Except you didn’t. And all of a sudden your 13 year old daughter burst into the room with a 14 year old neighbor boy right behind her. How would you handle that? Hypothetically.
2007-09-07 02:15:49 · 23 answers · asked by meagain 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
If it were me, ahem, I would be most concerned about the 14 year old boy being scarred for life at the image of his friend's mother doing such things. And worry that he is going to be telling the entire 8th grade about it.
2007-09-07 02:27:20 · update #1
Hypothetically speaking...of course, the moment they barged in I would shout, "THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE"! and explain that i'd been waiting ages to find a suitable moment to talk about the topic of masterbation :-)
2007-09-07 02:22:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO
Oh God I hope something like this never happens!!!
What I would do (even as I race to pull on a blanket and blushing) would be to ask them to leave and shut the door behind them and next time they wanted to come into my room they need to knock before entering. You know act like everything is normal (which it is).
After that I'm not sure what I would... But hey, maybe instead of being scared for life, neighbor boy will think how hot you are! Try to think positive...
LHO... Oh God my side hurts from laughing :)
Sorry but it is funny in a very scary way.
2007-09-07 06:37:16 · answer #2 · answered by Spring 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well...hypothetically speaking......lol. This is a cute question by the way..... I'd probably scream like a school girl, turn red in the face, and be pissed that I wasn't able to finish the job "at hand".
Then I'd kick myself in the butt for being so caught up in the thought of what I was about to do that I forgot that the door wasn't locked.
Next, I'd address the kids and explain to them that everyone needs privacy, and everyone does that sort of activity on occasion. Next time the see a closed door they need to knock to prevent your and their embarrassment. I'd make light of it a little as well. Then tell them that if they open their mouths you'd expose every embarrassing thing they ever did for the rest of their natural days!
Don't forget to talk to them about the importance of hand washing before cooking!
Fun question!
2007-09-07 02:27:59 · answer #3 · answered by wentfishing2 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, first of all my child would have been raised that she is NEVER allowed to come into my bedroom without knocking and without my permission.
Second, I would not at all act surprised. I would simply say, "Can I help you?" as I slowly work to cover myself. Our reactions to things often teach our kids more than our words do.
I would then talk to her ALONE and remind her that she is not allowed in my bedroom without my express permission. Since she is 13, no doubt you have already had a detailed discussion with her about human sexuality, both from the perspective of procreation and for pleasure. Therefore, she most like understands about self-love and probably practices it herself.
Hypothetically.
2007-09-07 02:29:06 · answer #4 · answered by tempest_twilight2003 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh boy!
Well *cough* hypothetically, there is not much you can do. Whats done is done...you can't go back and change the past or erase what you've done.
So all you can do is apologize for what they saw, and carry on with yourself and your life.
And if you're a good looking mom, there is no doubt in my mind that you gave that young guy the "show" of his life. I don't think it "scarred" him, in fact I think you probably just gave him his first real life glimpse of what a female looks like in action.
......So all you can do is say sorry...and learn from it and move on.
2007-09-07 02:32:04 · answer #5 · answered by Murphy's Law 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, I'd smack my daughter across the back of the head for not respecting my privacy and entering my room without knocking especially with a friend! Seriously what is that about? Dumb kid. Then I'd go on with my life like nothing happened because masturbation is normal behavior and nothing to be ashamed about.
2007-09-07 02:22:44 · answer #6 · answered by skunk pie 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
They were both devastated I'm sure. Your daughter probably so embarrassed and the young man probably went out and bought himself a naughty magazine. But your image will be in his mind forever. Be sure you play when nobody is due home for a while or in the wee hours of the night when they are asleep. Works for me!
2007-09-07 02:31:20 · answer #7 · answered by Maria 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its funny that you say hypothetically... Sounds like this may have happened. As for me... I would wonder why my daughter who knows time and time again to knock... would just walk in to my bedroom and with a neighbor boy at that! At my moms house... rules were that no one was allowed in there room and if it was just one of us, we had to knock and wait for them to answer... Same rules for my house. My 4 year old knows to knock and wait for mommy or daddy to answer. Besides, I would also double and triple check that my door was locked. :-)
2007-09-07 02:21:48 · answer #8 · answered by Beatngu 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL...wow talk about being stuck in a situation. Im assuming by now, the 13 year old knows about sex, and masterbation. Just ask her to leave politely and tell her next time to knock.
2007-09-07 02:20:10 · answer #9 · answered by suzie F 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, no. I did go through something similar when a very experienced woman was giving me a hummer in a parking lot and a parking attendant walked up on us just when I was climaxing. I didn't even let the woman know he was there. I just gave him an ugly look, waved him off and let her finish up.
By the way she was my wife at the time.
2007-09-07 02:27:14 · answer #10 · answered by diamondbullet66 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋