I ate my neighbour's grass as breakfast.
2007-09-07 02:03:28
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answered by Anonymous
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Well last night I wen't to a party that the boys upstairs in my student flats were having and I drank all of the cocktail I had made from 1 full bottle of coconut rum which was 24% alcohol and mango juice it was yummy but it was powerfull stuff. The first thing I did was drop my shoes from the balcony cos no-one else was wearing theirs then I decided to put them back in my flat when I noticed my big black high heeled knee high goth boots and wore them back to the party they were all a bit surpised by this so at on point one boy put them on and I decided to lick them while another boy took photos I
then drank the rest of my cocktail and was completely paraletic on the floor and rolling around and I have a hazy memory of someone saying "oh look she managed to get into the recovery position". As I lay on the floor the room was spinning and this slow dance music was playing and I kept asking what the music was so I could use it in a film for an art project then after one of the boys helped me get back to my flat I wrote "Never drink this ever again" on the empty rum bottle.
The next morning I was sick outside the laundry building when I went out for fresh air.
2007-09-08 09:36:45
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answered by Amy H 6
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Broke into a amusement park in my hometown that they were shutting down and walked on top of the roller coaster with my best friend and drank a 6 pack. Stole a bunch of signs they had and then got chased out by a bum. It was fun. We drove by the park the next day and started freaking out BC half of the roller coaster was already torn down and if we would have walked farther than where we were sitting we probably would have fallen at least 5 stories!
2007-09-07 02:05:10
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answered by ♥M♥ 4
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Went to Indianapolis on a busines trip and got blitzed at the coolest bar! It was a warehouse with every different kind of band you could think of. I was so drunk, they had to carry me out of the bar. When we got back to the hotel (after dragging me down the hallway - talk about rug burns!) I was going outside to smoke my last cig of the night and accidentally got locked out of the room in a Tshirt & underwear. Of course everyone inside the room was passed out, so pounding on the door didn't work. I had to go downstairs to the front desk (blitzed and half-dressed) to ask them to let me into the room. It was hysterical.....but it was really hard to make eye contact with the hotel employee as we rode the elevator up to the room so he could let me in.
The next morning we all overslept and I was SO hungover..... but we went to meet to the client anyway to go.......guess where? The Indy 500 trials.
Don't EVER go to a car race with a hangover......zooooooooooom.....zoooooooom.....zoooooooom......
I thought my head was going to blow off from the noise =) It was THE worst hangover ever.
2007-09-07 02:19:44
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answered by Freedspirit 5
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My friend and I were at a "dueling" piano bar, and we both were pretty hammered. We both stood up on the piano seats next to the piano players shed our bra's and did bl*w job shots for the audience complete with licking the whipped cream off the piano players. We had a blast--the only downside was that we were with other friends and they have pictures to immoralize it for life~now as a parent I hope my kids never see their dear sweet mommy being completely inhibition free!!
2007-09-07 02:08:08
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answered by Austins Mom 6
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I waded out into the sea a techniques sufficient that it replaced into over my head. Then I had the toughest time getting back to shore, through fact the waves stored pulling me back out.... That replaced into insane and could have ended up badly. those days, I basically have had the occasional social drink (and it extremely is been that way for about 15 years.) Being under the effect of alcohol is stupid.
2016-10-18 05:26:27
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answered by Anonymous
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On prom night after prom me and all my friends got kinda toasty and went to a place called forty acre rock in nc and it is pitch black (supposed to be haunted) when we got there we all streaked naked across the rock and down to the waterfalls there are so many no night trespassing signs it was so envegerating
2007-09-07 02:05:49
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answered by Anonymous
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Boyfriend was going on an 'Lad's Only' beach holiday the next day so whilst he was asleep I covered his neck in love bites. I was mortified the next day. He wasn't too pleased either. For his revenge he sent me the filthiest (bordering on pornographic) postcard and put my name on it but sent it to my parents address!!!
2007-09-07 02:08:05
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answered by Anonymous
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I went to a convient store with my gal-pal and her boyfriend. Well he works on cars and had this stuff you put on oil and it turns it into gel so its easier to clean...WELL...I decided to put it in the convient store toliet....yeah...i put WAY too much in and ran for it...I bet it took them poor people days to fix that crap...thinking about it now I feel bad..but then it was freaking hillarious!
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One time I snuck into a club with a bunch of my friends, went well..everything dandy...THEN..as we were leaving, some drunk dude SLAMMED into the side of my friends car and then took off....who did they decided was less drunk and needed to go to the police station? 17 year old me..ha..yeah I pulled it off...I am that good..that was..6 yrs ago....I wonder if they ever figured out who L. M. was? (used a fake name)
2007-09-07 02:06:06
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answered by Anonymous
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I was dating this one girl....but I took her friend out by the lake after the club one night and had sseexx in a mazda miata.
2007-09-07 02:03:57
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answered by Anonymous
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Yelling HAPPY NEW YEAR while the hubby and my daughter's boyfriend were helping get into bed, lmao! They said I didn't stop saying it until everyone told me the same thing. GEEZ
2007-09-07 02:03:59
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answered by The Nana of Nana's 7
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