2007-09-07 01:39:16 · 22 answers · asked by Mr.Montana 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When I caught my ex boyf doing the dirty on me on our 2 year anniversary I said nothing and left the house for the night...but when I got back the next day at 7am after he left for work i did the following..
1) rang and cancelled all his credit cards claiming they were stolen...he was taking clients to lunch in the hope of clinching a big deal for his company.
2) rang the 0800 porn chat lines which cost £1 a min (and asked the CM to not cut me off) at 8am he didn't get home until 10.30pm that night!
3) Chucked all his clothes in the garden (it was raining) and stamped all over them..tailored suits as well
4) moved out
I felt a lot better...he got the point.
15 years on I do wish i hadn't done it....but I do still chuckle...lol
2007-09-07 01:55:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I learned this while working at a school from some of the students. They really did not like this Teacher so they threw Pounds of Pinto Beans in his yard. See you can't really see them but all they need is a little moisture and darkness and they start to grow and the vines are horrible!! They will ruin a yard! There's my 2 cents! <><
2007-09-07 01:45:49 · answer #2 · answered by txhsmom3 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1.) Cut a hole in the bottom of the offending party's office chair.
2.) Insert a small amount of uncooked jumbo shrimp. (Just two or three will do. Overdo it and they'll notice the lump.)
3.) Wait.
This poor a**hole will be tearing up his office trying to find the smell, and it will be attached to his seatbottoms wherever he goes. Not to be used on the dude in the cube next to you, however.
2007-09-07 01:50:38 · answer #3 · answered by votanone_eye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite was letting the air out of the person's tire. Then, pump in pound or so of grease and refill the tire with air. When the tire is cold it will make the car shake, rattle and roll. When the tire heats, the grease thins and the shaking stops until the car sits and the tires cool again. I drove someone crazy for weeks with that one!
2007-09-07 01:47:41 · answer #4 · answered by diogenese_97 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ex lax melted into a nice CURRY is quite effective...?
However, I like my revenge taken in MY time...
WHEN the time is right, so not in a hurry, and like ice cream, always best served COLD!
2007-09-07 01:43:42 · answer #5 · answered by SUPER-GLITCH 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Find out what means most to the person in question, make sure he gets really hyped up about it, thinks he's 100% going to get and enjoy it, and then at the last possible moment take it from him. And then after that I poop in his bed.
2007-09-07 02:26:36 · answer #6 · answered by Charliemoo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't waste my energy on revenge seriously.
2007-09-07 01:41:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Living well.
2007-09-07 01:42:30 · answer #8 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
putting diesel in the noisy blokes motorbike up the road.
2007-09-07 01:58:41 · answer #9 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hide a prawn on that persons curtain rail, it stinks when it goes off and nearly impossible to find!
2007-09-07 01:44:31 · answer #10 · answered by kris c 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋