ill say mine with the best answer
2007-09-07 00:13:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Egypt
love rulz and last pharoe srry guys u have missunderstood the Q ana asdy m2lab
bas tsada2o don't *** anything ur answers r great w they made me laughed alot specialy love rulz cool
2007-09-07 08:36:41 · update #1
مرة واحد بيعدي الشارع مع صحابه خبطته عربية مات.
نقوا واحد منهم عشان يقول لمراته فراح لها فتحت له الباب قال له: " جوزك ضيع كل فلوسه ع القمار"
قالت له: " إلهي ينشل البعيييد!"
قال لها: " و باع البيت"
قالت له: " إلهي يبيعوا عنيه!"
قال لها: " و اتجوز عليكي على فكرة"
قال له: " إلهي يدخلوا عليا شايلينه"
الراجل قال: " بس.. خشوا يا شباب
واحد بلديتنا رجله كانت بتوجعه فذهب للدكاترة فقالوا له : لازم نقطع رجلك فاخذ الساطور وقطع رجله بنفسه دون تخدير الدكاترة قعدو يصقفولو عشان شجاعتو اتبسط منهم خد الساطور قطع رجلو التانية
واحدة راحت تخطب لابنها .. ام العروسة بتسألها ... وياترى ابنك بيدخن ؟؟؟ ردت عليها : لا لا لا الحمد لله ، ابنى ما بيدخنش..... الا اذا سكر
مرة واحد كان نفسه يعمل حاجة الناس تفتكره بيها
ففكر انه يغلم نملة الباليه وفعلا جاب النملة ونجح فى تعليمها.... وقال يا ترى مين يقدر الفن ده
قرر انه يعرضها على الاطفال
فقابل ولد وسأله اسمك ايه ؟ قال محمد...
قال الراجل ايه دى ...
قال الولد :دى نملة وفعصها باصبعه....
الراجل اتجنن وقعد فى المستشفى سنين كتيره...
المهم علم نملة تانية الباليه....
وقال المرة دى نعرضها على الشباب بيفهم أكتر
فراح لشاب و سأله اسمك ايه قال :محمد
قال الراجل :ايه دى قال الشاب: قلتلك من عشرين سنة ان دى نملة وبرضه فعصها باصبعه
2007-09-07 03:10:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ok get ready
a se3eedy was riding in a taxi ..suddenly the taxi hit someone so the driver told el se3eedy to get out of the car and to see if the man died or not...so el se3eedy got out of the car and stood infront of it..and kept saying '''go left go right now go back yep he is now dead'''
2007-09-07 03:33:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
i used know two brothers they were my neighbors , i saw one of them last week his name was Mohamed the second i didn't see for about ten years , yesterday i was supposed to meet Mohamed when i saw him i said oh Mohamed there's something different about you have you changed your hair or mustache, he laughed and said that's because i am not Mohamed i am haytham , i said oh my god even your name has changed , he burst out laughing , of course i realized he was hytham the younger brother but i was too embarrassed so i told him that
2007-09-07 01:12:21 · answer #3 · answered by emy 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
malesh fe el maaleb ya amr
2007-09-07 10:14:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha
it was yesterday at 12O'CLOCK oh i mean 11O'CLOCK
it was made on my family including u lolz.basoh ba2a yagma3a i was having headache but insist to stand on a chair to change the clock like all egyptaina made yesterday (till now it is soo normal)i acted like i lose my balance and i was standing on one leg on the chair and acting like i was falling down
ALL THE FAMILLY including sweety(mysister to the ones who dont know)were so frightened and want to help me so i jumped down the chair and say"I WAS JOKING HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"AND MUM WAS ABOUT TO KILL ME LOLZ
2007-09-07 00:54:51 · answer #5 · answered by Adham 1910 4 · 5⤊ 2⤋
its me shooting the vid and the fire, it was in the college hostel from 2 years, best prank year
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vy_rb32IEBg
2007-09-07 11:27:05 · answer #6 · answered by 123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I comand him some mony to see it,sloke or no ,,,,
2007-09-07 10:42:53 · answer #7 · answered by Mohamed E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am always serious :D so i never did one
2007-09-07 08:59:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋