deadly hard bacon gun
urine blaster
feces bomb (within a 500 mile radius)
vibrating underwear
super stupidity
ability to go into human bodies
laser niples
chest hair (not a very useful power)
armpitt hair rope
and finnaly, the butt flam THROWER!
2007-09-06 20:01:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Oh my, you sound like my son. He likes scatological puns too.
I always thought it would be cool to have laser gun fingers. So if you pointed your hand like a gun, you could shoot lasers by just saying 'pew, pew'.
2007-09-06 20:08:41 · answer #1 · answered by hypno_toad1 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd have super fast feet of slowness
superior strength of infant
but I think yours are funnier.
How about the ability to pull coins out of my nose? It'd be great at the toll booth (pictur the person's face when you pull out 1.50 in quarters from you snozz.)
2007-09-07 03:05:19 · answer #2 · answered by Old Wise One 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The power to make any woman find me unbelievably sexy and beautiful. can't think of a nifty name for it, though.
Chest hair is too a useful power...just look at what it did for Tom Jones! :-)
2007-09-07 03:08:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am Sarcasma - able to cut people off at the knees with my rapier wit. At least that's what my husband says.
Peace!
2007-09-07 03:06:08 · answer #4 · answered by carole 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋