It's a hoot! Try it!
2007-09-06 16:56:15 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'll do that, next time I go in. Do I get points if he lets go of the cart when he goes down?
2007-09-06 16:58:53 · answer #1 · answered by Jess 7 · 13⤊ 2⤋
Our Walmart greeters are Daleks and if you try to tackle them the plunge your face. Now, there is no telling where those plungers at Walmart have been so it is best to be on your best behavior on the way in and out.
2007-09-06 17:28:46 · answer #2 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Lemme tell ya--the Wal-Mart back home has had the SAME little person greeter since I was 12 years old (I just went back to visit and she's STILL there!!) and I wouldn't try it if you payed me obscene amounts of money... This lady is pure evil, and God knows what would happen to my eternal soul if I even considered it!
2007-09-07 06:00:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No not yet. I've always been to busy trying to climb past all those mountains of snow so I've never made it inside.
Do you think if I make it inside the greeter will be nice enough to share his lead paint and stickers with me?
2007-09-06 17:02:44 · answer #4 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Not yet, but thus far the urge has been supressible, like a the yen for a steaming cup of cocoa on a hot day in August.
2007-09-07 09:23:24 · answer #5 · answered by Agent D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but I think it's pretty funny that you guys have a person employed just to meet and greet everyone who comes into the supermarket! That would NEVER happen here. Most of the time we have to pack our own bags too, I guess the customer is King in America.
2007-09-06 17:07:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I clubbed the greeter with a plastic spoon, and lynched him with a rubber band on the WalMart Logo.
2007-09-06 17:03:58 · answer #7 · answered by Masy 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Where I go theres a really sweet older man with really crossed eyes, I try to avoid him because I dont know which eye to look into, I'm in a hurry, and it just confuses me.
2007-09-06 17:07:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, but I have hissed at them before and I once attacked a little person greeter with an apricot. When he tried to defend himself I shot him. I am no longer welcome at the Poulsbo Wal-Mart..............
2007-09-07 13:03:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I used to want to be nice to them, because they were little old ladies. But on Saturday the one lady totally yelled at me for no reason, so next time I am at Wally Mart *shudder* she is going down!
2007-09-06 17:05:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I don't know ... I heard that if a Wal-Mart greeter bites you ... then you become one on the next full moon!!
2007-09-07 12:08:23 · answer #11 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋