What is the cutest thing that a child has said to you lately?

Question

They are full of so much funny knowlege!lol

Answer 1

Well you know how sometimes you'll get really choked up on a drink and it's hard to stop coughing, when that happens to my 2 year old I always point up and say look at the butterflies!!! When he looks up it helps him to stop coughing.
So today I took a drink and it happened to me and when I started coughing he ran up to me, pointed up in the air and said"fly flies mama fly flies" It was so cute ;-)

OK this ones funny not cute and my husband would KILL me if he knew I posted it but here it goes....
My four year old refers to his private areas as his wrong spot, well a few months ago my husband was getting out of the shower and my son ran into the bathroom before my husband could cover up. Then he comes running out of the bathroom cracking up laughing so I ask what was so funny and he tells me " mama guess what" I said what buddy and giggling he says "daddy's wrong spot has a beard can I grow one too" It is so funny how the little one perceive things

Answer 2

Well.. this is what my niece told my sister not so long ago...

My sister who has a sizable derrier, was tell ing her
"Daniela, my butt is soo small!"
Daniela who is 5 kept telling her that she was wrong. To which my sister would say "No, It's small."
Daniela sat down at the kitchen table and asked my sister to sit down.

She then told my sister in a very calm voice: "Look, I need to talIk to you. You DON'T have a small butt. Your butt is big. I'm 5! know these things! Just do this..." And motioned my sister to look over her shoulder at her butt!

We laughed for days!

Answer 3

i've got no childrens, because of the fact i'm sixteen. yet I even have 12 general households that I babysit for and volunteer at an afternoon care. So, i'm getting my honest proportion of guffaws from childrens! i myself purely published a question like this, because of the fact of what an 11 year old reported. I did an in one day along with her, and at evening she replaced into analyzing an American woman e book on becoming up, transforming into a woman, the place toddlers come from, etc. So, interior the morning while she replaced into making breakfast (she takes cooking training and her mom approved) she asked me "how do you pick to your eggs, tense boiled, scrambled, or fertilized?" It replaced into hilarious! i've got confidence over guffawing. She replaced into thoroughly severe and that i assume did no longer comprehend the version between chicken and human eggs. additionally, i think of you will have had to be there, yet one boy I babysit it is interior the technique of potty education refuses to pass potty without a newspaper, because of the fact he needs to be purely like daddy. And that's no longer humorous, it is frankly lovable. A 4 year old replaced into making a mom's day card and necklace with me for her mom, and he or she asked "what's the component of mom's day?" I reported "it is to instruct mommies we like them and delight in each little thing they do to maintain us happy and wholesome." and he or she reported "nicely i will thank my mommy for showing me the form of mommy i decide for to be when I strengthen up." She melted my coronary heart! those are purely some, yet i'm optimistic all of you have so lots greater additionally!

Answer 4

My 12 year old son had a girl raise her hand and ask the teacher if she could sit near him.

He told me he didn't understand why.I said maybe she likes you. So he said "no she must not have been able to see the blackboard."

Answer 5

My son asked Dr Phil to fix his GI Joe ,cause his arm came off.

you should have seen his face staring at the TV.lol

Answer 6

My neice hasnt learnt to say anything but mamma and baba(hindi for dad) but when she likes anything she'll smile and remove her tongue out like shes teasing you which is real cute.. if she smiles at you and removes here tongue means she likes you and i got a lot of that the last time i met her....

Answer 7

My 20 month old granddaughter called me Bad Kitty.
They have a new cat, who is frequently naughty and called bad kitty by my daughter in law. The baby thinks the cat's name is Bad Kitty. Everyone laughs when she says Bad Kitty...so now she calls EVERYONE Bad Kitty.

Answer 8

"ga ga goo goo" I swear to you that's it. On the bus this morning, feeling kinda po'd about having to go back to the hospital..and this Mom and her baby got on and sat beside me. That kid was the cutest little thing..stared at me wide eyed...laughed something silly at Mom..then went back to staring at me. I laughed so hard! made my day!

Answer 9

To tell you the truth, I haven't spoken to a child in a very long time.

Answer 10

My dishwasher makes weird sounds. He isn't mine, but at that moment, i wanted him to be my little boy. We were at the dinner table and he just stares at the dishes being passed around... he looks skeptical and all of a sudden states "My dishwasher makes weird sounds and i am brave now!" Turns out that he used to be scared of that sound his dishwasher made and his mom told him what it was. So he overcame that fear :) I used to babysit this little guy!