A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
2007-09-06 13:36:09 · 13 answers · asked by ǝuoʎʞɔɐʍ 7 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
OOHH!! You got to love that Johnny!! Thanks for the laugh!
2007-09-06 13:41:50 · answer #1 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got a good one too:
Little johnny was not paying attention in calss so his teacher picked him to answer her question. "Johnny, there are 5 birds in the tree and I shot 2 of them. How many are left?" Johnny thought for a while and replied. " None because when they heard the gun shot the rest all flew away."
The teacher no doubt impressed replied, " Wrong johnny but I like the way you think." Johnny was mad that his answer was wrong decided to ask the teacher a question. " teacher, there were three women eating ice-cream. One was lightly tasting it, one was nibbling the sides and the third was licking and sucking away. Now which of the three is married." the teacher thought for a while and replied, " It has to be the one licking and sucking."
Johnny replied, "NO, its the one with the wedding ring but teacher I like the way you think."
2007-09-06 13:49:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ahhahahahahaa ! wee johnny the lateral thinker !
2007-09-06 13:42:23 · answer #3 · answered by Jezabel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA i can so relate to that lol poor lil johnny.lol
Im off for a change of undies now,as im about wetting myself,see im not hard to please lolol
2007-09-06 23:43:27 · answer #4 · answered by ann123 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO Well she looked so lonely up there I just had to
2007-09-06 13:58:15 · answer #5 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-09-06 21:51:14 · answer #6 · answered by Jude 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny. thx for making me laugh.
2007-09-06 13:44:32 · answer #7 · answered by mac babe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good Johnny good....
2007-09-06 14:13:18 · answer #8 · answered by Lana_Luna_Soraya 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahhahaha ! lmao!
2007-09-06 14:24:14 · answer #9 · answered by sunshine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very cute..
2007-09-06 13:46:41 · answer #10 · answered by Mark C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋