1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments
create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are
more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.
5. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being
homosexual is natural.
6. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
funding.
7. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
8. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA
activists do.
9. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually
doing something to earn it.
10. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money
to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.
11. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of
the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts
of the Constitution.
12. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
13. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more
important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.
14. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides are not.
15. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
16 You have to believe that gay parades displaying drag queens and
transvestites should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at
Christmas should be illegal.
17. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing
conspiracy.
18. You have to believe that we as parents are too stupid to raise our own children, but the village collective is better.
19. You have to believe that tobacco is out of control and just smelling it will kill you but the HIV virus is controllable and cheaper to treat.
20. You have to believe that Mother Earth is crying for our help and that the rich right wing SUV drivers are the ones killing it.
21. You have to believe that only the rich are Republicans and that everyone else is oppressed by the rich including rich Hollywood.
22. You have to believe that Government Hand Outs do more for society than a hand up.
23. You have to believe that the Rules of Engagement and UN control wins wars eventhough our enemy does not comply.
24. You have to believe that saving a kanagaroo rat's life is more important than being self sufficient with our own oil.
25. You have to believe that it was President Bush's fault for the bridge collapsing and not just poor maintenance.
26. You have to believe that Hurricane Katrina wiping out New Orleans is President Bush's fault and not the fact that it sits below sea level on a vulnerable coast line.
27. You must protest against your own millitary and hand over it's control to the UN instead of supporting them and their fight for our freedoms.
28. You have to believe that the New World Order is the safest place to be and not the United States of America or One nation under God!
29. You have to believe that Spanish is a much better language speak than English
2007-09-06 12:24:53 · 21 answers · asked by DON'T BURN ME 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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You've got 'em pegged.
GOD BLESS YOU
2007-09-06 12:32:57 · answer #1 · answered by JERSEY BOY ♠♥♦♣ 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Number 27
2007-09-06 12:28:21 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Earth Angel ♥ 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would like to know who actually comes up with these sweeping generalizations and keeps posting them on the Internet. I think it's such a shame that so many people have been led to believe that if something is bad and wrong, it's automatically liberal and that everything conservative is always good. The truth is that MOST people hold some liberal views and some that are conservative. The people who hold certain views you might not agree with are not stupid or illogical simply because they don't think the same way as you do. They just see things differently. We are not all one thing or another. Stop trying to fit people into neat little packages. The world does not operate in terms of absolutes and most people do not think in terms of black and white.
2007-09-06 12:41:55 · answer #3 · answered by RoVale 7 · 7⤊ 1⤋
I agree with all of that but I would have to say the one about drag queens and gay's rights must be protected but the manger scenes being illegal is the most outrageous. That is just plain insane.
2007-09-06 12:34:28 · answer #4 · answered by Volcom 17 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
29. You have to believe that Spanish is a much better language speak than English
the above is a great example of the broad brush you are painting with here. a straw man, nothing here is worth the time it takes to argue with it.
2007-09-06 12:30:41 · answer #5 · answered by Bistro 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
FYI you do not HAVE TO believe ANY of that in order to be a liberal (although you have exaggerated much, there are some good points in your list- for example, "rich SUV drivers" are not the only ones contributing to the pollution of the world, but gas-guzzling cars like that do contribute a great deal).
You imply in several points that we "liberals" put "rich people" and "republicans" in a category and stereotype them. The hypocrisy in that is ridiculous. YOU are stereotyping liberals!
It's sometimes hard for me to comprehend that there are such small-minded, hypocritical, biast, biggoted, homophobic, and ignorant people in the world. I will probably get quite a few "thumbs downs" for this answer but I do not particularly care.
So thanks for the 2 points...jerk.
2007-09-06 12:54:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 4⤋
30) All of the above
2007-09-06 12:30:11 · answer #7 · answered by Moose 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I give up! All of the above.
2007-09-06 12:32:51 · answer #8 · answered by Nurse Mildred Ratched 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
everysingle one of them is the worst thing about a liberal. Liberals r so illogical and this shows all of their flaws
2007-09-06 12:39:26 · answer #9 · answered by chicohigh14 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You rock ! Are you John Beck or Rush Limbaugh? I love it !
#30. You have to kiss France's @zz so they won't cry about us.
2007-09-06 12:29:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
All of the above!!
2007-09-06 12:32:11 · answer #11 · answered by Jeremiah Johnson 7 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋