Its Called-Tae a 21st century Rat our a Moose.
Is it a rat or is it a moose? for what is this vermin thats invaded ma hoose?
Ivve seen the dropping on the scullery flair! And with us being so tidy and clean , it just izny fair.
For once they where sleeked, noo there just wide, I think its all the toxins they dump in the Clyde.
They used tae be timid, now there well game! I was eating chips and two followed me hame!.
And the rest of the family, they dont even care!, Can yeh no hear them scratching on the laminate floor? They say it's a phobia, that its all in ma heid! See if wan bites yeh? you'll get Rabbis and yer deed!
Is that wan of there tails? Look there in the light!, No just a bit of spaggetti we had for our dinner last night.
I'll need tae calm doon, ive got mice on the brain, see if any of them go near that wain?.I'll no be responsible for the carnage i'll cause! as i break every wan of there wee mousey jaws.
2007-09-06 12:20:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
Absoloutly superb, I take it that your from Glasgow like myself cause I have had the same problem. But your poem is spot on it's got truth in it and it's also funny .........
WELL THOUGHT OF. you have a gift there, sounds like you can express youself well. You get my vote. Geo x
2007-09-06 13:29:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Set it to a background of music, rap it, and record it. You'll make a fortune!
2007-09-06 12:40:44 · answer #2 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a poem or a rap? i kept hearing a beat when I was reading your poem. It's okay if is a poem. It would be better if it was a rap.
2007-09-06 12:28:47 · answer #3 · answered by Let's have babies 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow thats like really good!
2007-09-06 12:27:29 · answer #4 · answered by Allie B. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are very good at writing poetry, try to get them published they are good enough.
2007-09-06 13:32:04 · answer #5 · answered by Kirks Folley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo...Light,humorous and written in your own dialect.I like it.
2007-09-06 12:37:37 · answer #6 · answered by Niamh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rhythm is good and so is the rhyme. Words took some gettin used tah, but ah managed it. Dunno kin what else I kan say, good job.
2007-09-06 12:46:18 · answer #7 · answered by Dondi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wicked well sorted [you have the gift of the gab]
2007-09-06 12:35:21 · answer #8 · answered by Jim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad would give you a star but ran out of giving them out sorry!!!!
2007-09-06 12:33:06 · answer #9 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hummmmmmm ?
2007-09-06 12:30:30 · answer #10 · answered by Gilbert 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋