Well I was driving down the interstate at a higher rate than the speed limit stated, and a state trooper pulled me over,and he walks up to my car with his ticket book in hand and says ' Do you know why I pulled you over Sir!' I said ' Yes you probably want to sell me a ticket to the policeman's ball' and he's said ' The state police don't have no balls Sir!' and after he said that he closed his ticket book and walked away and left.
2007-09-07 03:04:39
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answered by Anonymous
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Stupidest is a word.
2007-09-06 19:11:08
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answered by Anonymous
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Stupidest is a word. Superlative of stupid; most stupid.
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/stupidest
And to answer the question, there have been so many stupid things said to me in my lifetime that I cant select out the stupidest.
DE
2007-09-09 01:53:28
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answered by Anonymous
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Stupidest thing on their part. Pity Sex.
2007-09-07 03:40:33
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answered by redd headd 7
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Wow there's too many to even choose the most extreme one. It happens almost on a daily basis.
2007-09-06 23:53:55
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answered by witch2order 5
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Someone copied a movie and smacked me in the face with powder, of course they ran before I could do anything!!!
2007-09-06 19:12:50
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answered by Anonymous
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Oh don't make me choose...
One time it was pouring rain out, and a girl in my class goes,
"oh my gosh, it's like, a drought!"
Another girl I recently met says to me, "I'm an english teacher, I teach really good."
2007-09-06 19:12:22
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answered by Linus 5
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"you remind me of a guy/friend"
on my work at a stupid call center/ to one of the floor walkers
me: im having audio problems
him: go to the ear doctor.
me: no, not me. people cant hear me, they say im breaking up.
him: i see you all complete
me: duuh
when i dyed my hair orange after having it black for almost all my life
girl: you look better that way, you look more.... alive
me: did i looked dead?
girl: kinda
2007-09-06 19:14:03
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answered by ? 3
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I was talking to this girl about my birthday being in the same month as her 6yr old's.She replied with,"Wow!, You're so young!"
2007-09-06 19:11:33
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answered by Anonymous
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Pretty much all the advice my mother gave me
2007-09-06 19:11:15
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answered by Amy K 5
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