Whats the difference between the two major parties?

Question

Demlicans-the poor, the minorities, the cities, the unions, the females, the taxers, the west coast, the young, the lazy, the northeast, the educated. Republicrats- the wealthy, the caucasian, the country, the males, the militaristic, the south, the farmers, the west, the spiritual, the elderly, the captains of industry. Now before you all get twitapated these are generalizations, I know that the round peg fits in the square hole and just leaves a little light at the four corners, Lighten up., I know. But I think I'm In the ball park. Lets go over a few that might be in question like the educated, who can't affiliate with Gods, guns, industry, and biggotry, I give the edge to Demlicans. Its why I also give them the females. How about the country and farmers they cant affiliate with unions, cityfolk, laziness, taxers. the edge goes to the Republicrats. Because there isnt a tax the Demlicans dont like they will draw the needy and lazy. Now what are the major disagrements with these 2?

Answer 1

One wants to give welfare to people who don't want to work.
One wants people to work before getting welfare.

One party thinks of reducing the population by abortion and providing clinics and taxes to pay for the health consequences.
One party thinks of reducing the population by not having sex and preventing health problems as a result of bad choices.

One group wants you to pay more taxes so they can buy more votes of lower economic groups
One group wants you to have more money to save or spend to boost the economy your way.

One party exploits problems to increase agitation.
One party has to wait to solve the problems created by those in the other party who want to increase hedonism.

One wants to restrict your rights by taking away your freedoms to protect yourself from others.
One allows your freedoms yet expects to be able to inspect your freedoms as they conflict with the healthy lives of others.

One wants to increase taxes to reduce the amount you have, so the government can determine what you can buy.
One wants you to spend more so that taxes will increase in volume for all government to share.