2007-09-06 09:48:18 · 10 answers · asked by Mr. Beef Stroganoff 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Also suggest name and uniform...
2007-09-06 09:48:35 · update #1
The power to love in the face of ignorance and evil.
The power to shatter sacred bulls with a single flex of his biceps.
The power to make haters and bigots go running to their mommies.
The power to make some haters and bigots come out of deep, dark, evil closets and breathe the air of freedom.
His name: Homo Hero!
With his sidekick: Bi-Bi-Guy.
Costume: Nothing with a cape. Capes are SO last year. How about faded baggies, tight white tee shirt with a rainbow flag on it, showing a little abs, and black Crocks.
2007-09-06 09:52:18 · answer #1 · answered by Acorn 7 · 8⤊ 2⤋
The power to coordinate 70 outfits in a single bound! the power to interior decorate an apartment in less then 30 seconds, the power to get to a mellissa etheridge concert invisibly without buying a ticket
2007-09-06 12:20:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course she would be Superdyke!!
(I know derogatory term, but it just goes together so well)
She would be kinda butch and have a superman type outfit but instead of the tights she would have baggy jeans, and her shirt would have the big "S" on it for Superdyke, and her cape would be made of flannel of course.
And her superpowers include the ability to break up lesbian drama. She keeps girlfriends from fighting at bars, getting jealous, getting catty with one another, or talking about each other behind their backs.
She could also fix things with her bare hands, like change a tire, screw in light bulbs, fix electronics, install car stereos and fix cars.
She also has tremendous courage and bravery. Able to kill small insects and spiders without the blink of an eye. Can remain calm in the midst of the toilet overflowing, can actually have the confidence and courage to go out in public wearing a mullet haircut.
Who WOUDLN'T wanna be superdyke? c'mon now!
2007-09-06 10:04:07 · answer #3 · answered by I_color_outside_the_lines 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One of the X-men was gay (Northstar), but I don't remember his powers. But for the sake of this conversation, how about Makeover Man? Able to tweeze eyebrows, style hair, or redecorate a house with a $1,000 budget, all in the blink of an eye. His only weakness, a guy in tight jeans XD
2007-09-06 11:11:49 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. D aka David 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
welll it would be just like a normal hero i dont think just beacuse hes gay he should have some special power or outfit but if it had to be a power it would be to cast a rainbow
lol
2007-09-06 09:53:30 · answer #5 · answered by McLovin 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Hunky Homo" would be able to open the minds of close minded people with his rainbow beam.
His uniform will be skin tight and of all the colors of the rainbow.
The villians will be Fred Phelps, George Bush and ignorant religious people.
2007-09-06 09:59:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
there ARE gay superheros, just their powers have nothing to do with the fact they are gay!
2007-09-06 09:54:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
He would possess the power to open the minds of all the cruel-hearted people that think homsexuals are somehow evil or mentally disturbed.
2007-09-06 09:53:16 · answer #8 · answered by OhKatie! 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Ever seen the ambiguously gay duo?
2007-09-06 09:54:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
wasnt the FLASH really gay? but he/she could make others mor tolerant, and turn trolls to the light. and he could have a strait sidekick lol the QUEER CRUSADER and STRAIGHT BOY (or GIRL) !
2007-09-06 10:23:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋