What is the DUMBEST thing you've heard a newscaster say?

Question

"Some people are saying that this story is just not even on the radar... is that true? Have people just lost interest at this point?"
-Fox News

"You call yourself an expert but you just really haven't given us any real information." (guest was apparently invited on Paula's show for no real reason then...)
- Paula Zahn on CNN

"City officials are preparing some hidden measures to counter possible terrorist threats - we'll tell you what those are when we return."
- NBC

secret service - your answer is AWESOME!!!

Answer 1

http://youtube.com/watch?v=71cc6Y8c2CA

this is even better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7uQZkYMztU

Answer 2

The news anchor (woman) that asked the weatherman, (after a big storm never materialized and 6 inches of snow was predicted)" so where's the 6" you promised me last night?"


And, Shepard Smith from Fox talking about J Lo's song Jenny from the block, slipped and said ******** instead of block.

Answer 3

OK so yours are way better...but one of our local newcasters was doing a story about "air guitars" and was all like "back to you, chet..." and they cut back to the other news guy who started talking about "oh well i've never seen kenny play the air guitar but i think he's pretty good at the skin flute." Anyway it was along those lines.

Then another local airhead called Hillary Clinton "Hillary C u n ton." How retarded do you have to be, to be in news and not know CLINTON when you see it on teleprompter???

Answer 4

A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a Youth club: Interviewer: So, Mr Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday?
Jones: We're going to teach them climbing, sailing, canoeing, archery, shooting...
Interviewer: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible isn't it?
Jones: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range.
Interviewer: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
Jones: I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm.
Interviewer: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
Jones: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one, are you?
At this point, the interview was terminated.

Answer 5

One of the stupidist things I ever heard on tv was when a conservative pundit, on the John McGloughlin show said that giving Elian Gonzalez back to his father in Cuba, was like returning a Jewish boy back to Germany during World War II.

Answer 6

Our weathermen here in Los Angeles sometimes sound as though they are responsible for the weather. I remember one particular show when the weatherman said "I'll be bringing you the weather at 6 and I'll have sunshine for you tomorrow."When it's smoggy-it's someone else's fault. Well-it is Hollywood.

Answer 7

I was watching the news not too long ago when there was a frisbee throwing contest in my city.

He meant to say, "Well, Jerald, the sky is filled with fly discs to day at Cole Park."

INSTEAD he said, "Well, Jerald, the sky is filled with flying ***** today!''

LOL it was the funniest thing ever!

Answer 8

How about the reporter in the late 70's asking Doug Williams who was the first black quarterback to play in a superbowl, "so Doug how long have you been a black quarterback?"

Answer 9

"Scientists are finally revealing the location of undiscovered dinosaur remains"
-ABC
how can you reveal something undiscovered?

Answer 10

dnt know any