2007-09-06 07:49:44 · 44 answers · asked by AMANDA M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
are you always into bondage????you like to tie me all the time!!!!!
2007-09-06 08:24:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am here to serve you. It is my supreme desire to take you anywhere you wish in the most comfortable way that I possible can. I will protect you from small rocks, sharp objects and bad weather as best as I can. I want more than anything else to be your favorites, and as such I want to be treated with favoritism. Please don't throw in the closet with those boots you rarely wear and don't hide me under your bed. I want to be seen, envied, and admired by your friends.
I want to be chosen as your special shoes.
And when, not if, but when, I get beyond repair please replace me with a child of mine, that they may know the extreme pleasure I had in serving YOU!
2007-09-06 08:02:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why couldn't I have got the 110 pound owner instead?
2007-09-06 08:10:16 · answer #3 · answered by T the D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My shoes would say "Let me stick your head in a pile of warm dog crap so you can see how it feels! Damn it, watch were you are going!"
2007-09-06 07:56:00 · answer #4 · answered by hlp4U1799 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
At the store they'd all beg you to take them home, once you get them home they'd fight amongst themselves. I can hear the Docs belittling the Converse.
2007-09-06 07:52:43 · answer #5 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You should walk a mile in me to see what this persons life is like.
2007-09-06 07:52:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
if MY shoes could talk they would say LOVELY FEET
2007-09-06 07:52:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Life stinks.
2007-09-06 07:51:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
mine would tell me i made a good choice in buying so many... they feel that if i had any less, they would be worn out to quickly.
now i just have to convince my husband of this.....
2007-09-06 07:53:46 · answer #9 · answered by ♥sweet♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i have 2 left feet!
2007-09-06 07:53:17 · answer #10 · answered by Heather 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
These feet stink (of course)
2007-09-06 07:51:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋