like in my wedding, when the priest asked Are you sure you want to take this man as your beloved husband.... (Well, what else can I be doing standing in front of the priest with a white dress and a church full of ppl? Are you kidding me? I would have said, No, I spent a lot of money in this dress because I felt like looking pretty tonight????). Well no ofense for any body, I know it is the normal question to be asked at weddings, I just find it too redundant.
or how about "are you sleeping?". Well I was but I am not anymore after you woke me up!!! Lol
2007-09-06 07:37:08 · 13 answers · asked by deliciasyvariedades 5 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
I got scalds on my both arms.There were horrible big blisters all over.As I was sitting in the hospital,waiting for the doctor,lots of people solaced me with great concern.One lady went past me ,looking at me,thought something and came back to me and didnt allow me to answer anything and did all the questions and answers herself:-----
Q. Oh you got burnt?
A.Ahhh,yes.
Q.Does it hurt?
Q.Ahhh,yes it does hurt.
Q.Will the scars go?
Q.No they wont.
Making a very sad face she rushed away!
2007-09-06 08:53:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
At a wedding reception, my table with other guests was still intact and there comes this dame I believe was an usher. Looking in our general direction, she blurted, 'have you been attended to?' I thought in my mind, what could she be imagining seeing our intact table. Maybe we had swallowed some servings then swapped tables. But I just kept my cool and managed to force a terse, 'not yet'. I think that was the dumbest question ever put to me or should I say a group I happened to belong.
2007-09-07 03:22:39 · answer #2 · answered by segun e 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let's see....
At about 8 months pregnant someone asked me "Are you pregnant?" It's like no I just shoved a bowling ball up my shirt and decided to keep it there......
Go shopping with my kids...."Are they all yours?" Nope dn't know who they are, they were in the cart when I took it.......
Went to the ER in labor "Do you have an emergancy?" No just a kid ready to come out of my body.....
A lot of stupid people out there.....
2007-09-06 17:20:13 · answer #3 · answered by Mom of 4 Sweethearts 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
these are common, but they bother me a lot:
after someone gets seriously injured: "Are you alright?"
your hair used to be halfway down your back and now it's above your shoulders: "Did you get a haircut?"
you're walking around school carrying 5 presents and 10 balloons that say "Happy Birthday": "Is it your birthday?"
2007-09-06 17:44:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
on the heath forms and stuff
Who should we notify first in the case of an accident?
How about a doctor!!
i got that off of TV
2007-09-06 16:17:06 · answer #5 · answered by mmiller_2011 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can i ask you a question? - didn't give me much of a choice there sunshine!!
when i was younger, i was going to work which required a uniform. my mum asked "are you working today?" - i replied "no, thought i would just put it on as it looks nice on me"
2007-09-06 15:33:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
When driving down the highway at 65 mph:
Q: Are we there yet?
A: Yes, get out!
2007-09-06 14:51:40 · answer #7 · answered by Ellen J 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Are you Napoleon's white horse, at your wedding!
2007-09-06 14:48:12 · answer #8 · answered by gabnella 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK; how about as a mailman[OK-letter carrier]IS IT HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?IS IT COLD ENOUGH FOR YOU?OR THE BIG ONE---- I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS MAIL DELIVERY TODAY??
2007-09-06 15:12:21 · answer #9 · answered by FLATTOP 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
they ask is it alot of work with 4 kids
F##k yeah, lol der
2007-09-06 17:03:04 · answer #10 · answered by ROCKMUM LOVES BOWIE 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋