2007-09-06 07:19:27 · 7 answers · asked by Bullmastiff_Boxer_lover 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ill give it a try,
there were two brothers who always got into mischeif stealing, fighting,vandilism, and the parent new not what to do, eventaually they talked to a Pastor and he siad send them down, but one by one, so the younger brother went first, and sat down, the Pastor and the younger brother starred at each other for a couple of minutes and the pastor finally asked him a question with a kind and humble voice, Where is God? the boy just starred in silence refusing to answer, about a minute later the pastor asked a littlebit louder with slight stern in his voice, Where is God? but the boy spun the chair around refuseing to anwser the pastors question so he could proceed with some advice, so about another minute later, the pastor with a very loud and very stern voice hopeing that this would get the young brothers attenetion WHERE IS GOD, the startle young brother jumped up and ran out and alway the way home and up the stairs to his big brothers room, and the big brother asked how did it go? since he noticed his brother acted like he just seen a ghost, his brother said in a franticy voice GOD IS MISSING AND THEY THING WE DIDIT........ i thought this was cute but really funny
2007-09-06 18:27:44 · answer #1 · answered by Pit Bull 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 5 beers!
2007-09-06 14:30:54 · answer #2 · answered by Heyitsme 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
here's this link to the funniest joke i heard. i found on a site.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ava0Ts8HE4OeZymk3Bick3Dsy6IX?qid=20070806172959AAnsjaT
2007-09-06 14:33:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a Bear an a Rabbitt were taking a poop in the woods ... the Bear looked over at the Rabbitt and asked him if he has problems with poop sticking to his fur .... "no" replied the Rabbit .... "Good" replied the Bear ... and then he picked up the Rabbitt and wiped his butt with him ......
2007-09-06 15:01:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a midget with a gun running from the police?
A little medium at large.
=) http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AilrdApQbCJaTDUbwI.KcBnsy6IX?qid=20070905122549AAfZCyO
2007-09-06 14:28:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
(For some reason, this one cracks me up everytime)
2007-09-06 14:28:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take my wife.....
PLEASE!
2007-09-06 14:24:16 · answer #7 · answered by The other GUY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋