EG No Darling i have enough shoes...........
2007-09-06 06:25:19 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1. Does my bum look too small in this?
2. Why don't you ever look at other women?
3 I don't need new clothes, go and spend it down the pub
4 Let;s invite your Mum over for the weekend
5 You haven't been out with the lads for ages, why not arrange a great big piss up?
6 I don't need a dishwasher! Get a PS3 instead.
7 Let's talk about you
8 Your ex is a really lovely girl.
9 Pass me the aspirin, I want sex tonight
10 Put your foot down, you're within the speed limit.
2007-09-06 06:35:33 · answer #1 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
1.i had your brother last night,2. these shoes were really £90 not £40,3. the baby's your brothers,4. you smell lovely,5. can i give you some money,6. lets have sex,7. your always right, 8.your mother is a nice woman,9.you stay at home an ill go to work.10.you go to the night club with your mate who sleeps with every woman.
2007-09-06 06:59:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
isnt my Bum small in this
That ladies dress is nicer than mine
No I have enough money
I dont mind if you c*m and I dont
No darling its my turn to fill the car up
I know your mother was a better cook than I will ever be
I am going to bed you stop up and watch that porn film
Yes I have enough clothes
You are correct I am terrible just before that time of the month
You are better than me at everything sweetheart
2007-09-06 06:38:01 · answer #3 · answered by thelev51 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You've done enough work on the house darling, lets go to the match, sink a few pints and go for a curry.
2007-09-06 06:33:38 · answer #4 · answered by elouise N 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
10) I want you to take this engagement ring back and get me a cheaper one
9) I'll pay for dinner and the movies for as long as I live
8) You can leave the toilet seat up, it doesn't bother me
7) Sure hunny, we can paint the house in camouflage
6) You can park your motorcycle in the house
5) Why don't you go drinking with the guys tonight while I clean
4) I'll be your caterer during super bowl Sunday
3) I don't need any more purses
2) Don't worry, I will never ask you if I look fat in this dress
1) I don't need to go window shopping ever again
2007-09-06 06:39:38 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Rachel The Great ♥ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
Go ahead and leave the seat up. It's easier for me to douche that way.
I think hairy butts are really sexy.
Hey, get a whiff of that one.
Please don't throw that old T-shirt away. The holes in the armpit are just too cute!
This diamond is way too big!
I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow!
Wow, it really is 14 inches!!
Does this make my butt look too small?
I'm wrong. You must be right again.
2007-09-06 06:33:56 · answer #6 · answered by Easy B Me II 5 · 9⤊ 0⤋
1. I hate shopping.
2. I wants tools for Christmas
3. Just leave the toilet seat up
4. Don't bother keeping your mouth closed while you eat.
5. I'm gonna go pee in the back yard.
6. Who needs a diamond?
7. I don't want to talk.
8. Suck my d!ck
9. You need me to change that tire? You just sit there and look pretty.
10. I don't want to cuddle.
2007-09-06 06:44:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) i wont bother with eastenders tonight love , you put your football on........
2) why dont you go down the pub with your mates
3) you just lie there i'll do all the work tonight in bed!!
4) shall we go and watch an action movie at the cinema?
5) my turn to mow the lawn
6) you buy that car you wanted
7) do you want to go for a kick around in the park
8) ooh i dont need anymore clothes
9) can i borrow your cds
10) i'm not cold
2007-09-06 06:39:23 · answer #8 · answered by Woody 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. let me explain the off side rule to you
2. let's not over analyze our feelings
3. cold pizza & beer is a nutricious breakfast
4. you are irresistable in those graying y fronts
5. no, not flowers again!
6. you are always right
7. No, I don't need 23 shower gels and 45 shampoos
8. Wait till you see me in the morning with no makeup
9. I bet she is so much better in bed than me
10. Your snoring is music to my ears
2007-09-06 08:12:41 · answer #9 · answered by Martha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh honey, that diamond is much too big for my tiny hands!
No, you keep your credit card, I have money.
Of course I was faking it!
You are right, my butt does look big in those pants!
I remind you of your mother? I am flattered!
You know, I don't really want you to buy me a new car.
Your'e right- I don't need new clothes- these "mom jeans" from 1987 are still in style!
Black roots with bleach blonde hair is so classy!
I really only need one pair of black shoes.
Men really are smarter than women!
2007-09-06 06:40:10 · answer #10 · answered by GiGi! 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋