The MIT study of Aluminium helmets as a screen against satellite moderated mind control was completed in 2005 when my paper " Mind control defence helmets and catalytic converters" had not yet been published. Although the full paper contains detailed instructions for knitting a 97% effective mind control balaclava helmet from multithreaded platinum wire supported on a substrate of Ridiculum90, it also includes instructions for a very useful make do solution using the catalytic converter from a VW Golf TDI. Here are the instructions.
1) Before commencing work wrap at least twenty wraps of Aluminium foil around your head leaving holes for your eyes.
2) Attach a crocodile lead to the foil and secure an earthing stake near to the work area.
3) Attach the other end of the lead to the stake
4) Using a plasma torch or a hacksaw remove the outer steel shell from the catalytic converter. This will leave you with the honeycombed platinum core.
5) Using a Star Wars light saber or a hacksaw finely slice the honeycomb into 1/4" wide slices.
6) Using spray on carpet adhesive spray both your head and one side of the honeycomb slices with glue and allow to become tacky
7) Stick the honeycomb slices to your head and mould to shape.
8) Use Copper wire to connect the slices and then use an automobile anti static drag strip attach to you shoe to earth the whole affair.
9Your mind control screen is now complete and you are invulnerable to the influence of people trying to make you do silly things.
2007-09-06 06:17:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Do It Yourself (DIY)
I'm a pirate: It's OK I understand that they made you say the Dumbo thing. Try to fight it by repeatedly dabbing a 9v battery on your tongue whilst inserting an ultrasonic toothbrush where the sun don't shine. (Not mine one though)
2007-09-06 06:33:23 · update #1
loosechange: You must leave the tinfoil in place otherwise the satelites will be able to break thru the platinum shielding using frequency modulated replays of Nancy Sinatra records.
Smellyfoot: I f you don't have a light sabre and are afraid of hacksaws you can get by using a cheese grater and just pasting the resul;ting powder to your tin foil mask. The end result is less effective but in your case the whole issue of mind control may be something of a tortology.
2007-09-06 09:00:33 · update #2
More than brilliant. Stellar, up to and including the electric toothbrush and 9v battery comment. I like the way you have options. If you don't have a light saber or plasma torch, a hacksaw will do. I did run into a slight snag though. Do you stick the honeycomb slices on top of the aluminum foil? The instructions are silent as to what to do for protection between the time you remove the foil hat and glue on the honeycombs. It's also taking me a really long time to glue on the tiny slices. Can't they be larger? Also, in order to properly ground myself, couldn't I just stick the ends of the copper wire into an electrical outlet? So many questions.
2007-09-06 06:49:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Thank you for your offer. However, I am not in the market for mind control protection at the moment. My spaceship is fully protected against mind control, and we leave for the Orion system (where they have no control over anything) in 30 minutes. Have a nice day.
2007-09-06 13:19:44 · answer #2 · answered by CarolSandyToes1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My light saber is broken. I called the light saber fixing store, but they are closed until 2012. The only other one that is near by is on Zeta Reticuli 9. I'm much better waiting until 2012 for the other store to reopen.
Is there anything else I can use in place of the light saber (I'm afraid of hacksaws...)? I don't want to wait until 2012 for my mind control defense helmet...
2007-09-06 06:50:27 · answer #3 · answered by smellyfoot ™ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's very interesting.
Do you think that if our minds are being controlled, we would all be on here posting such absurd questions and answers? if our minds are in fact being controlled, then I would suggest the controller is not doing a very good job of it!
2007-09-06 06:27:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Dude, reinforce that tinfoil hat you are wearing and contact agame019a about how ET the shameless dog and Senator Miller
2016-03-18 01:08:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now I thumbed everybody up again and I have a feeling I know who the culprit was.
Great story by the way.
2007-09-06 09:50:25 · answer #6 · answered by tyler durden 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-09-06 06:28:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
This belongs in one of those supermarket tabloids, not Yahoo! Answers. Your plan obviously doesn't work, because it didn't stop you from doing silly things. However, just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean there aren't people out there to get you. I think they usually wear white coats .....
2007-09-06 07:35:05 · answer #8 · answered by TitoBob 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I have my Tin Foil Fez on backorder from Tin Foil Fez! lol!
2007-09-06 06:51:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I find the simple tin foil beanie both alluring and effective.
2007-09-06 14:59:18 · answer #10 · answered by Duncan w ™ ® 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋