2007-09-06 05:03:35 · 21 answers · asked by Masy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
-"my ballgina is itchy"
-"I got this rash from squatting on the urinal and..."
-"does this dress make my balls look big?"
-"how should I style my mullet today?"
-standing outside a public restroom "..." silence coupled with a look of confusion
-"What pronoun should I use when I refer to myself in third person?"
-"I am man woman, here me roar!"
-reading off grocery list "tampons, aftershave, jock itch cream, candles, cute bras, sturdy jock strap..."
-"check out my silky smooth legs and adam's apple"
- " I rule the world!"
2007-09-06 05:34:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
1) My favorite TV show is Elmo's World.
2) Dude, that's an isotope.
3) Whoooo dawgy!!
4) Wilford Brimley is the best actor out there.
5) What in the tarnation!?
6) Bob Seger Rocks.
7) I hooked me a nice walleye!
8) Where the hell is my banjo?!
9) I want to put as much in my fanny pack as I can.
10) Anybody want to rate my Pokemon deck?
2007-09-06 05:24:36 · answer #2 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Pint of nut brown Ale for me, thanks"
"Hey, we use the same Gillette- it must be fate"
"I'm not a big fan of Abba, myself"
"It's hot in here, I'm going to take my scarf off and give my adams apple some air"
"So I was like, 'oh aye, ye wee poof?' and then cracked the wee bastid on the nose.Grand"
"Oh, me and my Dad get on great.My Mums a card, too"
"I'd rather not, I'm shy"
"I know I have a good career as a high court judge, but I just feel my natural butchness would be better served in the military"
"Before we get back to my place I should inform you I have a sweaty cock and balls under my skirt"
"Lets invite Zero1 out for fun and socialising"
ffs Zero, cheer up- every question I see you on all you do is spout a load of pious crap all over everyones parade- at least come up with some stuff we haven't been hearing for the last several sodding millenia...
...I'd take a night out with a c£$k in a frock over you anyday (make of that what you will...)
2007-09-06 05:11:05 · answer #3 · answered by miserable old git 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
1. Not tonight honey, I have a headache
2. I'm 3 days late...
3.Do I look fat in this dress?
4. OMG... I am soo bloating!
5. Honey... go to the store and buy my feminine products
6. I never want to give birth again
7.Where's my frickin' jock strap?
8. My breasts hurt
9. Got any Vagisil?
10. My OB-GYN said my pap smear came back irregular
2007-09-06 05:24:53 · answer #4 · answered by arrianna_vt 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tyra Banks is easy as Sunday morning, she said she preferred slicing the ham then seeing my rocket but we still did math and for some reason my certified NASA Rocket wouldn't take off, I officially found out that her species does not fill up my gas tank. xD
2016-05-22 16:58:27 · answer #5 · answered by jo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm so happy I'm pregnant!!
I hope it's another shemale like me!!
2007-09-06 05:09:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm a guy
Theese breasts are fake
I love girls
I love women
is this dress to short
I'm ugly real women are better
im outta ideas.
2007-09-06 05:10:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. my name is mike
2. i prefer boxers
3. i hate makeup and shopping
4. get me a diamond ring
5. i'm ovulating
6. i want to have kids some day
7. i hate period cramps
8. marry me
9. do my lips look big in these?
10. i'm born beautiful
2007-09-06 05:13:19 · answer #8 · answered by hannie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whoa! Hot flashes, night sweats!
2007-09-06 05:09:42 · answer #9 · answered by Jenyfer C 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG! I look so good with my 10 lbs of make up on today!
2007-09-06 05:09:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋