2007-09-06 04:50:18 · 72 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My balls itch
2007-09-06 04:52:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 3⤋
1. I am a genius
2. Boy does my penis hurt when I urinate
3. But I dont want to do the dishes
4. Oh, he hit me in the nads
5. I am the CEO of a large corporation.
6. Ok, I have had enough Twinkies.
7. I just graduated with a PHD
8. No
9. After Im finished mopping the floor can I take a nap before I mow the lawn?
10. I will NOT get you another beer while you are watching the game.
My woman would never say those things
2007-09-06 05:00:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. My balls are itchy
2. Computer Games are awesome
3. That was a fantastic fart! Do another one!
4. I love the taste and will swallow it all
5. I know it’s a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
6. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you
7. That was fun! When will all of your friends be over to watch football again?
8. I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends… tell me more
9. The new girl in my office is a stripper…I invited her over for dinner on Friday
10. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a pack of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Sarah over for a threesome
2007-09-06 05:00:53 · answer #3 · answered by Beffy Boo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Here, let me pay.
2. Which of my girlfriends shall I call for you?
3. I think a beer gut is sexy!
4. I think I'll see a doctor about removing my gag reflex.
5. I changed the oil and rotated the tires, anything else?
6. I was wrong.
7. You want my chocolates, I don't want to get fat for you?
8. This is Helga, an exchange student from Sweden, I told her you would teach her about fellatio.
9. I only want to have children if you do.
10. Two pairs of shoes are plenty!
2007-09-06 05:03:05 · answer #4 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1. My a*se looks just right in this
2. Of course you go down to the pub
3. How lovely, you've just walked in with muddy boots after I have been hoovering all day.
4. Why don't you bring your mistress home tonight
5. Men seem to be doing a good job of governing our great nation
6. Why would I want your credit card?
7. Shall we get rid of the house phone, it's not like I ever use it
8. Darling husband, I would rather have you than Brad Pitt/George Clooney anyday
9. Don't you think the chain around my ankle is too long when it comes to be near the kitchen sink?
10. I love it when you fart in bed
2007-09-06 05:02:00 · answer #5 · answered by Spawnee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 It's too big
2. it cost too much
3. I do not need to marry you
4. Sex means nothing to me.
5. Do not run the T.V. off
6. You want a girlfriend, and me okay
7. I have nothing to say.
8. Never do the wash, or dishes or any house work, that is what a women does.
9. I can not drive, you do it
10. HOw do you like my balls
2007-09-06 04:59:56 · answer #6 · answered by cannot_remember_chit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. You're so stupid for chasing me since I'm the one whose biological clock is ticking.
2. You're so stupid for spending money on me just to get my attention and keep me by your side.
3. I love the way you smell after you've been working and sweating all day.
4. The only difference between me and a whore is that I don't charge.
5. I want to submit to you as my husband.
6. Hi, my name is...when are we going to go out together, just the two of us?
7. I like that old, beat up, dirty truck you drive. It shows me how frugal you are with your money.
8. Yes, I would love to jump out of a perfectly good airplane and then go shoot some automatic weapons with you!
9. Six kids? Absolutely.
10. I love brown rice and steamed vegetables!
2007-09-06 04:59:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. No of course i dont mind you going to the pub with your friends dear.
2. My mother can be a little annoying!
3.sex everynight?? Sure why not!
4.Ive ordered in the football for you!
5. Also got you a crate of cold beers.
6.Pizza will be here at half time!
7.ive rang all your friends, they should be here before kickoff!
8.Ill be waiting for you in bed after the match!
9. ive organised a threesome for us, me you and the hot barmaid next door.
10. You ready for the same again tomorrow???
2007-09-06 04:58:45 · answer #8 · answered by Kangarooney 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. You're my best friend and I will never lie to you.
2. I have jock itch.
3. I have testicular cancer.
4. Lets go to Hooters for wings.
5. I love cement block and plywood entertainment centers.
6. I am worried about erectile dysfunction.
7. I am going to lay on the couch all day with my pants undone.
8. I want to spend all day at Home Depot.
9. No, you don't need to take out the garbage.
10. I love you just the way you are.
2007-09-06 04:55:51 · answer #9 · answered by desertskieswoman 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yes
1. (stoled) My balls itch lol i still can't stopp laughing! lol
2. is this the hole it goes in?
3. (plauseable) can we just do it and then you can leave i don't want you around.
4. Should i pee on the wall
5. That hooker was great!
6. I wish i could feel that bond that a mother and kid feel
7. can i be in the delievery room when our kid pops out!
8. we dont need money let it burn!
9. now 250 lb isn't fat
10. I'm board do i have to go shopping!
2007-09-06 05:00:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million) My popular television instruct is Elmo's international. 2) Dude, it is an isotope. 3) Whoooo dawgy!! 4) Wilford Brimley is the final actor accessible. 5) What interior the tarnation!? 6) Bob Seger Rocks. 7) I hooked me an incredible walleye! 8) the place the hell is my banjo?! 9) i decide for to place as plenty in my fanny p.c.. as i will. 10) truthfully everybody decide for to fee my Pokemon deck?
2016-11-14 08:33:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋