gimme some good jokes plz?

Question

i need some amazing jokes please

Answer 1

The new Teacher walked into the classroom one sunny spring morning.
"Good morning children."
"I am your new teacher and I want you to learn and remember my name very carefully. You will call me Miss Franny."
"Now to help you learn it,I will give a special prize of a very large bag of sweets to the first child who can correctly say my name tomorrow morning."
Little Johnny was really motivated by the thought of a huge bag of sweets,so all the way home he kept saying to himself,Miss Franny,Miss Franny,but after having got distracted by his friends he tried again.Miss.....er Fra......... oh yes FRANNY!
I'll try a better way of remembering he thought.Let's try Fanny with an R.Fanny with an R,Fanny with an R.By the time he got home he thought that he had got that off ok and would surely win the sweets.
The following morning,Miss Franny came into the classroom and said cheerfully,
"Good morning children."
Johnny determined not to be beaten,And shaking with anticipation and excitement,could wait no longer and burst out at the top of his voice.........
"Morning Miss Crunt" he yelled!

Answer 2

I know a good political joke - Al Gore.

Answer 3

what brown and sound like a bell DUUUUNNNNGGG. ( got kicked out of the swimming pool last night, how was i to know the 's' had come of my speedos)