I'm open to the men.
Feeling like an upturned crab on the shore.
Claws agog and ready for the mischief!
Ready to snatch my mate.
Rushing in on waters like a well timed piece of seaweed.
Then shutting my shell around him.
Dueling with other odd crustacian for his affections.
Taking off the toughness.
Ready to flounder sideways home if he stings like the jellyfish!
2007-09-06 03:13:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
This is basically my silliness and boredom come together for a tryst of sorts!
2007-09-06 03:15:26 · update #1
and yes i am a little peculiar!
2007-09-06 03:16:36 · update #2
crabs legs are quite good.all fish tastes the same to me,though outwardly seem to posess daring individuality,inwardly are monotone and bland ,bland as can be!cod,crab,salmon,place,frauds,frauds,frauds!!!i tell you
2007-09-06 03:24:01 · update #3
Check my biological clock?Petal I'm only eighteen!
2007-09-06 06:21:44 · update #4
Nice! Great little ditty on the amorous crab. "claws agog and ready for the mischief" indeed! Really good line, it reads like a sailors doggerel, nice parallel.
2007-09-06 05:20:00 · answer #1 · answered by Duncan w ™ ® 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for this interesting female perspective. Wow. I thought women only turned crabby after they snatched their mate. This poem was fun to read.
2007-09-06 05:42:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God.I am a vegetarian and I can't imagine your problems.
I like good poems and I learnt by heart many when I was a kid.
2007-09-06 03:33:19 · answer #3 · answered by murthyssr9 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
Some one will probably think this is naughty and report you to the Sesame Street Police.
2007-09-06 03:19:13 · answer #4 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me want a steaming plate of crab legs REAL BAD!!!!
2007-09-06 03:19:42 · answer #5 · answered by fizzygurrl1980 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very different but also very good. U just have to watch the words u use but other then that it's good.
2007-09-06 03:23:17 · answer #6 · answered by Sunnie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋