President Bush, First Lady Laura and Vice President Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people very happy." Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy"
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot. "Such big-shots back there. Sh*#, I could throw all of them out of
the window and make 56 million people very happy."
2007-09-06 02:25:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I have a better one:
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.
"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
"Whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
2007-09-06 03:03:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush was getting his daily war briefing from his top generals. "And finally Mr. President you should know that 5 Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday" said one of the generals. Bush looked up from his coffee, fell back into his chair, and buried his head in his hands." Oh my god, that's...that's...terrible" "Mr. President, are you allright?" asked one of the generals. After a long pause Bush composed himself and said "How many is a Brazillion?"
2007-09-06 02:56:12 · answer #2 · answered by douglas l 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dumb, not true. No one could throw anything out the window of a 747 jet. If they managed to get money out of the plane, there is no way of knowing if anyone would find it. Since Mr. Cheney is the Vice-President, he would not be flying in the same plane as the president.
If the pilot did as he suggested, he would end up in jail and we would have 300 million mourners.
2007-09-06 02:34:38 · answer #3 · answered by regerugged 7 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Heard it before, but still amusing.
2007-09-06 02:41:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny, it's been told before!
But still funny!
2007-09-06 02:31:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I sort of agree with the pilot!
2007-09-06 02:29:32 · answer #6 · answered by me 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha yeah, baby. so funny. thx.
2007-09-06 02:30:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ha.
Ha.
2007-09-06 02:29:32 · answer #8 · answered by Frank Dileo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cute joke,really:)
but i've heard it before... with the names changed.
2007-09-06 02:29:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Oh ha ha, so funny.
2007-09-06 02:30:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋