Do you like this one?

Question

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."

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Yeah, I know it's a joke and that there is a section for them. But, this one is for P&Sers.

Answer 1

I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!......KIND OF LIKE THE ONE WHERE THIS TEXAS OIL MAN WAS RETURNING HOME AFTER BUSINESS IN NY.........THE ONLY SEAT WAS BY THIS LIL' RABBI.......THE OILMAN WAS GOING TO HAVE NO PART OF IT!!!! FINALLY CONVINCED THE OILMAN IF HE WAS TAKING THAT FLIGHT HE WOULD HAVE TO TAKE HIS SEAT!!! .........sO, HE WALKED UP AND TOLD THE RABBI, HE SAID, MY NAME IS BROWN.....
I AM A TEXAS BROWN THATS B-R-O-W-N FROM THE TOP OF MY HEAD TO THE SOLES OF MY SHOES.... BROWN THAT'S B-R-O-W-N............THE LIL' RABBI SAID, MY NAME IS COHEN I'M A PA. COHEN THAT'S C-O-H-E-N FROM THE TOP OF MY HEAD TO THE SOLES OF MY SHOES THAT'S COHEN EXCEPT FOR MY @SS-HOLE THAT'S BROWN, B-R-O-W-N.......

Answer 2

kiss my I'm Irish! love the whiskey and whores!

Answer 3

yea was funny ! ill take the dozen too lol

Answer 4

Good one.

Answer 5

hahaha, typical Irish, have a *

Answer 6

yep i like that joke

Answer 7

Wibble, wibble, wibble.

Answer 8

good one

Answer 9

good joke

Answer 10

hahaha good one