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He insists to be brought with me everywhere! Last night I had to take him with me to a restaurant...he insulted the waiter for bringing the rolls cold and he kept insisting that the honey had turned sour!
he is normally quite a nice individual, but lately he has started to become rather an angry bear!
Any suggestions on how I should handle this situation?

2007-09-06 02:08:09 · 5 answers · asked by Market Magician 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

5 answers

Rip his head off and spit down his throat.

Stupid bear... the nerve to ruin a good meal

2007-09-06 02:16:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

It could be near to the time when teddy is reaching that stage in his life when he is getting ready for that long hibernation in his 'change of life'. He could be suffering from from depression or some other psychosis.
Next time that he insists on tagging along, slip a tranquilizer , e.g., Xannax, Valium or Ativan into his honey . It'll calm him down considerably and make for a more peaceable evening.

2007-09-09 10:12:53 · answer #2 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0 0

Your teddy bears seems to have had a personality change, and for the worse. Get him to a good therapist as soon as possible. It might be something serious.

2007-09-06 18:31:33 · answer #3 · answered by barbwire 7 · 0 0

prozac
or maybe a female teddy?

2007-09-06 09:54:47 · answer #4 · answered by frostbite 7 · 1 0

Slap him and tell him who is boss!

2007-09-06 09:55:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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