2007-09-05 18:53:30 · 27 answers · asked by Daughter of a Queen 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Skin Head Charlie. I must be sick.
2007-09-05 18:57:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
This email that i received,
How much is true of a wife?
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Cheers!
2007-09-06 02:04:21 · answer #2 · answered by Manu 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My girls chasing after the bus this morning, because they thought they were smarter than me, when i said it was coming and they said, it doesn't come until 7:15. It was 7:12, they made it in time, but They will hear about it when I get home.
MO
2007-09-06 17:09:16 · answer #3 · answered by MOs fishin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i laugh at mostly anything... the last thing that made me laugh was someone's question on P&S, i forgot what question though...
2007-09-06 17:27:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I watched Blazing saddles tonight..
(the Johnsons load their guns and point them at Bart. Bart then points his own pistol at his head]
Bart: Hold it! Next man makes a move, the ****** gets it!
Olson Johnson: Hold it, men. He's not bluffing.
Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men, he's just crazy enough to do it!
Bart: [lower register] Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this ******'s head all over this town!
[higher register]
Bart: Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's despit! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy...
[the Johnsons drop their guns. Bart jams the gun into his neck and drags himself through the crowd and towards the station]
Harriett Van Johnson: Isn't anybody going to help that poor man?
Dr. Sam Johnson: Hush, Harriet, that's a sure way to get him killed!
Bart: [higher register] Oooh! He'p me, he'p me! Somebody he'p me! He'p me! He'p me! He'p me!
[lower register]
Bart: Shut up!
[Bart places his hand over his own mouth, drags himself through the door into his office]
Bart: Ooh, baby, you are so talented! And they are so DUMB!
2007-09-06 01:58:40 · answer #5 · answered by coachotis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This girl who confessed to having hairy armpits here on YA...lmao... wooo
oh no my cousin who'd broken up w/ his ex gf 2 years... and the girl was telling everyone she was just using him.. and he just blurted "how in the hell were you using me and I was broke back then"....
her face.. was flaming red.. hilarious a true to die for moment...lol
2007-09-06 01:59:03 · answer #6 · answered by Giggagirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog bumped his head on the door coming out of the restroom.
Yeh, he likes it in there; I don't know?
2007-09-06 02:20:56 · answer #7 · answered by Joule 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bonjour madam
I was sitting and i said damn, and the parrot said : naughty boy, hes trained by my daughter lol
aurevoir
2007-09-07 05:46:20 · answer #8 · answered by jam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, i laugh so much i can't remember what was the last thing. i have been happy today, have you??
2007-09-06 17:32:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A video from youtube.com. I will be posting it on my site tomorrow. stop by and see it,very funny. Has adult content though, but your avatar looks adult so you might be able to handle it.
2007-09-06 02:22:10 · answer #10 · answered by MT C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋