and did you get caught?
2007-09-05 17:00:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
and i dont see why you wouldnt answer honestly, its not like anyone can find out who you actually are on here
2007-09-05 17:09:19 · update #1
Most people who think they know me would probably be quite shocked because apparently I tend to seem very conservative and law abiding... but I'm a raging pothead. Don't tell anyone tho. And no, I've never been caught -- yet.
2007-09-05 17:04:32 · answer #1 · answered by ǝןqɐʇdǝɔɔɐun ʎןןɐıɔos 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many years ago I sold a secret formula for chopped liver to what was then the USSR. Russia at the time was years behind us in chopped liver production. The 'Liver Gap' was not only an embarrassment to the Kremlin leadership, it created a massive hole in their 'Homeland Security'. With the formula I provided the Russians began a massive buildup of chopped liver in a secret underground factory deep inside northern Siberia 'employing' tens of thousands of slave laborers. But there's really more to the story. Because I was never a traitor to my country, but merely a con artist out to make a few bucks off a 'commie' mark', I purposely left out the 'slice of apple' additive when rendering the shmaltz. In the end, the Russians landed up with something far less than the weapons grade chopped liver they hoped for. As a plus, the billions of rubles they spent on developing their Chopped Liver Inititive destroyed their economy to the point where the USSR went financially belly up. Ronald Reagan of course got the credit for the collapes of communism in Russia, but it really wasn't him...it was me. Now you know the rest of the story!
2007-09-05 17:19:17 · answer #2 · answered by Noah H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Years ago I was drunk at a party and this really obnoxious girl passed out on a couch. So I pulled down her pants and shoved a candle up her butt.
Yeah, I got caught and nearly went to jail.
2007-09-05 17:03:17 · answer #3 · answered by BOOM 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deer hunting from a police car while on duty a long time ago and the only cop that saw me was driving.
Forgot to mention it was nighttime.
2007-09-05 17:06:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me and my friend wrote our names in wet cement in a very public place once, which is actually illegal, and no we didn't get caught.
2007-09-05 17:03:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I follow all the laws and rules, so i have never done anyhting illegal. I cant drive yet, but even if i could, id drive carefully and obey all laws/rules.
2007-09-05 18:07:01 · answer #6 · answered by cmm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drinking and driving(I had 3 beers with dinner and then I drove home)
I did not get caught thank goodness.
Please don't turn me in!
It was one year ago.
2007-09-05 17:02:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
got totaly waisted one night and decided not to drive..called a taxi..the s o b took me for a ride alright..cost me a fortune just to go 2 miles..so what did i do illegal ??? i beat up his cab...got arrested..got attorney...got off pretty cheap because the cabby tried to screw me...the poor cab got caught in the middle...beam me up taxi driver
2007-09-05 17:31:03 · answer #8 · answered by eb_guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i went to prison for partying too much everyday and I lost my house, car, career but most importantly my daughter and husband. I am bouncing back but do seriously hate myself sometimes.
2007-09-05 17:05:47 · answer #9 · answered by shallytally 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I plead the 5th
2007-09-05 17:04:44 · answer #10 · answered by TodboT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋