2007-09-05 16:28:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite, if they do, shoot the bastards!
2007-09-05 16:31:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time there was a boy who was very tired but he kept asking and answering questions on yahoo. He asked and answered so many questions his fingers started to go numb. Oh No! What am I going to do? I still have to answer 1000 more questions, I know, I will use my toes. He tried and tried to answer those questions with his toes but he kept hitting the wrong keys and the answers came out completely wrong. Yahoo got upset and booted him off the Yahoo site.
The boy was so upset that he started to cry. Just then the computer started glowing and started to talk to the boy. The computer asked; What is wrong? Why are you crying? The boy explained what happened to the glowing computer. The computer answered Do not worry, I will fix everything All you have to do is and before the computer could finish the sentence, the boys Mom came into the room and said are you still up? Go to bed! and shut off the computer.
Good Night.
2007-09-05 16:59:28 · answer #2 · answered by IRIS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...and then Mommy bear said, "someone's been eating my porridge!" So Poppa bear called 911 to report an intruder in the house.
When the swat team arrived, they found Goldielocks has barricaded herself in the bathroom while holding Baby Bear hostage. She demanded $2,000,000 in unmarked bills, a '63 Mustang Convertible and safe passage out of the country.
After they shot in the tear gas, the Big, Bad Wolfe blew the house in and they rescued Baby Bear.
Now Goldie is doing 24 to life for Bear napping and unauthorized consumption of porridge....
Then End!
2007-09-05 16:35:47 · answer #3 · answered by mizmead 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shea
Once upon a night
there was a kid who wanted to go to hear a bedtime store before going to sleep
so someone thought of ruining his night and came over and raped that kid
the end.
the kid learned not to ask for a bedtime story ever again
2007-09-05 16:33:36 · answer #4 · answered by Jona 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
once upon a time there was a platypus named moofy. Moofy liked cake and cookies and would sneek into yards and eat cookies while her friend Leesia the giant squirrel would go into people's houses and ask for candy. Moofy and Leesia were the bestest buddies. Leesia decided that it was time to go back to her home planet,And since Moofy liked Leesia so much she went with her to Leesia's planet and lived happily ever after as the best of friends.
nightynite =^-^=
2007-09-05 16:43:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you watch the Freddy Kruger Nightmare movie marathon that is on cable tonight instead? That will get you hiding under the covers pretty quickly and you will be asleep in no time.
2007-09-05 16:33:20 · answer #6 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok. Once upon a time, there was an it who loved to brush their hair. One day they brushed their hair. Then they went outside and looked at a fire hydrant. All of the sudden, it was hit by an eraser. Then it went to bed and had a wet dream.'
The end!
2007-09-05 16:32:23 · answer #7 · answered by Candy 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do i look like i have the time to tell u a story?
2007-09-05 16:31:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sure.....a bedtime story. night, night
2007-09-05 16:35:24 · answer #9 · answered by nixmum64 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure. Would you like to read The Hungry Caterpillar, or Sesame street?
2007-09-05 16:31:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Two of the little pigs got eaten by the wolf and the third little pig ate the wolf.
2007-09-05 16:31:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋