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I've fallen and I can't reach my beer. All I need is the beer, you can leave me on the floor. lol

2007-09-05 16:19:03 · 16 answers · asked by Angel of Death says F-IT! 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

16 answers

Do you not remember what I told you Temptress?
When in my arms, you shall never fall nor stumble.
It would appear however, that you have had one too many, and as a gentleman I could never take advantage, and so I will merely carry you upstairs, lay you gently in your bed, and I shall see you in the morning.....

2007-09-06 02:43:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I got one better, i will help you up and share the beer then get more and we can split the rest in the case

2007-09-05 23:23:53 · answer #2 · answered by swept away in hopes 3 · 1 0

Eh? Free beer! Yoink!

2007-09-05 23:21:20 · answer #3 · answered by Niko? 5 · 2 0

let me get the beer fairy to come help u out

2007-09-05 23:30:59 · answer #4 · answered by Fat Joe 2 · 1 0

No no no baby,we can drink off the floor!!! thats what straws are for!! hiccup im joining you! xoxox

2007-09-06 03:46:26 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 1 0

This beer? This beer that is so cold and foamy and (glug, glug, glub) tasty?

My God! It's all gone!

2007-09-05 23:29:31 · answer #6 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1 0

Use your superpowers

i do... My trusty Dental Floss

2007-09-05 23:23:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

*pisses in a beer can*
*shakes it up so its frothy*
*hands it to you*

its all the same

2007-09-05 23:27:09 · answer #8 · answered by AshleyNick H 3 · 1 0

yes. i'll call the beer fairy for you.

2007-09-05 23:23:56 · answer #9 · answered by Deep Purple 4 · 1 0

Sure .. I can help you up too.. unless you don't mind laying in .. ugh .. whatever it is you're laying in..

2007-09-05 23:26:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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