what's the funniest, craziest or strangest come on line you heard, or gave out...did it work?
2007-09-05 15:30:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
One night in Tulsa Oklahoma I was stuck with a 3 day layover and did some drinking. There was this really good looking woman who was the target of most of the men in the bar. Now being 1/3 drunk I walked up to her (she told me this the next morning) and said,"I'm insanely in love with you. If you won't marry me, then how about a trial honeymoon." She must have liked it, she took me home.
2007-09-05 15:41:41 · answer #1 · answered by Gonealot R 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're hot, I'm ugly. We're meant to be as god intended us to have average babies. I kept on walking, but he only left me alone when I said I had a boyfriend and had a large group of people with me. Lol
2016-04-03 05:44:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a bar this guy said I had the most beautiful teeth then asked me to dance, lol. Turned him down, I was with my husband.
2007-09-05 15:34:19 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. Fuzzy Bottoms 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dreamed last night that I am giving my watch to somebody, so it was you ( hold-up guy asking for money and jewelries). You can take my cigarettes as well it's not local as it says surgeon general warning.
2007-09-05 15:38:39 · answer #4 · answered by Erase Program Read Only Memory 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some guy came up to me at McDonald's and said," I lost my phone number, can I have yours?" Talk about cheesy!!LOL!!
2007-09-05 15:37:30 · answer #5 · answered by Shawnee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wuz kissing this guy and he said, "it's dangerous for me to be hard too long" -- HA! I was very young, but needless to say - it didn't work!
2007-09-05 15:40:48 · answer #6 · answered by tirebiter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"is heaven missing an angel?, cuz you've got nice cans!"
lol corny AND offensive
2007-09-05 15:35:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you like chicken if so grab a wing as they stuck out their arm.
also..you look like one of my ex wives..I said how many have you had and he said none yet.
2007-09-05 15:39:02 · answer #8 · answered by T S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
girl i no ur feet must be tired cause uve been running through my mind all day.
Lol :D
2007-09-05 15:33:25 · answer #9 · answered by Bill T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can I bone you - ( I married that guy 4 years later )
2007-09-05 15:33:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋