It's supposed to shelter me, not drench me! It flies upside down & turns into a bowl-shape. Hey, umbrella, you're supposed to be protecting me, not the rain, damn it! It's like the umbrella betrays me to turn to the raindrops & says, "Here, I'll catch ya!"
***I never realized that umbrellas can turn their backs on me & betray me from the raindrops because the wind is being violent.
***I know this doesn't make sense, but I was trying to make humor with my problem.
2007-09-05 14:34:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That falls under Murphy's Law.
2007-09-05 14:39:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
the dollar tree has umbrellas for 1$, go buy yourself a new one. You deserve one!!
2007-09-05 21:39:43 · answer #2 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh baby it's raining raining, under my umbrella ella ella eh eh eh.
2007-09-05 21:37:40 · answer #3 · answered by Hello 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sometimes it could be a cheap umbrella.. they don't work that much <3
2007-09-05 21:42:02 · answer #4 · answered by xxfun2lovexx 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe thats funny maybe its time for a new umbrella.
2007-09-05 21:56:00 · answer #5 · answered by donielle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's God's way of telling you to "turn that frown upside-down"
:)
2007-09-05 21:38:35 · answer #6 · answered by Abnormal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It happens to me all the time.
2007-09-05 21:40:38 · answer #7 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl, you have my kind of luck. LOL
2007-09-06 02:45:32 · answer #8 · answered by Patti C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋