Some Very Bad Advice
Of old there was a saying said
to sooth dark failure’s pain,
If at first you don’t succeed
you should try and try again.
Full many a failure now lies behind,
beneath oblivion’s cloak,
whoever said that stupid saw,
I hope upon it choked.
If at first you stumble and fall,
lie still and fake a cramp.
If all your plans should come to naught,
you can be a perfect tramp.
When failure breaks your heart and mind
shut up and quit that cryin’
What failures could be greater than
old William Jennings Bryan?
When preaching makes you feel unworthy
you can always punch the preacher,
And if your schoolwork is very poor
you can always be a teacher,
When you feel that no one cares
try skipping a month of rent!
If someone makes you feel you’re poor,
cram up his nose a cent.
So if at first you don’t succeed
arsenic won’t solve a thing,
Cause even failures can do well;
Bob Dylan can’t even sing.
2007-09-05 11:50:23 · 7 answers · asked by thelairdjim 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
LMAO!
2007-09-05 16:02:51 · answer #1 · answered by DrMichael 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Quite humorous, downright funny in spots.
2007-09-05 12:01:50 · answer #2 · answered by Dondi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost perfect. It is very funny. S-4 is brilliant.
2007-09-07 10:26:56 · answer #3 · answered by FROGGIE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mildly humorous...but darn clever.
2007-09-09 06:58:41 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was pretty funny. Yeah, I know, Bob doesn't sound too good anymore. :-)
2007-09-06 03:53:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great. Just great. Very funny.
2007-09-05 15:37:23 · answer #6 · answered by Todd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn funny, but not *hilarious*
Alot of folks won't get it lol.
2007-09-05 11:59:26 · answer #7 · answered by Nothin' Special 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋