I see so many people that say, "I'm LMAO".
What do they do with their discarded asses? Is there some kind of usedass recycling plant somewhere?
2007-09-05 11:03:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
b-ball gurl,
Of course this is a serious question. Since when have I asked anything but serious questions here? I am level 5. That is a most highly respected level. Much responsibility comes with this honor. I do not take it lightly. I am highly respected and bowed down to by lower subordinate levels, such as yourself. Kneal before me.
2007-09-05 11:13:58 · update #1
lightofthepartyyea,
Sometimes I worry I'll get fired if I LOL.
I know I would get fired if I was ROTFL&FHAO and the boss walked in.
2007-09-05 11:37:57 · update #2
P.S. Everybody. I think we are ok typing asses, because the people over in the 'donkeys' and 'religion' categories use it frequently for animal husbandry descriptions and Christmastime. So if we lose that word, there will be quite a revolt. I also carry a lot of weight with the Y!A Police Dept. My helicopter mechanic works on some of their choppers, so we all know each other. I believe our 'asses' are safe for the time being.
2007-09-05 14:37:10 · update #3
I am a collector of asses.
I have a "hole" pile of them.
All discarded asses can be sent to me at no charge.
(they make great pillows if they are washed well)
2007-09-05 12:36:29 · answer #1 · answered by MomToDavid 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you check carefully inside your belly button, you will note either a standard screw slot or a Phillips slot, depending on the person and their blood type.
If you unscrew this your *** will fall off without all the laughing. Its a great feature when you need to have a colonoscopy done. Just send in the part for the "check-up". Also is nice when you you want to do a wash and wax, shave, or polish it.
Much easier than using a mirror. I was born with a " Popeil Pocket ***". You may have seen them on the info-mercials. Small and can be carried anywhere. Take that baby off when you are camping and you can sleep easier on un-even ground.
2007-09-06 08:59:40 · answer #2 · answered by Ret. Sgt. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HI Bottom,
Wtf=what the *uck (this would give me another a violation so just use your brains & figure this one out) (Here's some help 4 U though it rhymes with duck-- the d & add the f ) . LMAO=laughing my *** off, ROFLMAO=rolling on floor lauughing my *** off, ROFLMFAO=rolling on floor laughing my f*cking *** off or is it fat ***, so you think I lost my ***? Then in that case we are all sitting on our butt cheeks instead!
Have a good night. :0)
Additional Details: then there are the flat asses, fat asses, goodie 2 shoe asses, big asses, all kinda other asses & last butt not least the SMART ***!
P.S. Watch I'll get another one for typing in asses, so for all those people PLEASE restrain yourself just this once. Yes I did typee asses but the cuss word demean choose to delete the *****,
2007-09-05 20:59:35 · answer #3 · answered by dousmokedoobies69 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well since you are sitting at the computer and you have been LMAOing its kinda hard for it to go anywhere since you are sitting on it so in a since its probably getting smooshed back on since you are already sitting on it. but lets say you are standing and typing well then...i would say it is safe to assume you have probably picked it up and headed to the head at some point during the day so it has to get sealed back on some how. why do you think the seats are made smaller? it helps squish it back in place!
2007-09-06 11:13:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i feel the same way. I made alot of people laugh last time I had them over and when they left, they left their asses on the chairs and benches on my patio. that was so rude. People should remember not to leave their asses lying around.
2007-09-05 18:07:53 · answer #5 · answered by shallytally 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No no no....you have it all wrong. It doesnt just fall off with one good "LMAO" .....It just gradually gets smaller every time they laugh their asses off, until eventually theres nothing left except for the bottom of their back....but no @ss.
2007-09-05 18:08:33 · answer #6 · answered by Dani 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You go to the hospital take them and sell them as like an organ donor and you can donate your dicarded butt flesh so J.Lo can have a rounder butt!!! ^^
lol
2007-09-05 18:10:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
To laugh one's butt off.. probably the behind scoots away to join the circus with the others. Nah, when their owner says "I need to cover my butt" the behind comes calling.
2007-09-05 18:12:27 · answer #8 · answered by Quonx. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
b ball girl left her *** on my page. i wondered the same thing....i also wondered about the annoying LOL. are people really sitting at their computers laughing out loud like a bunch of tards??
what about LMFAO??? was their *** really *******????
2007-09-05 18:31:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that is the reason why so many people on here are so full of sh*t - 'cause they LMAsO and now there's nowhere for it to go ...
2007-09-05 18:09:21 · answer #10 · answered by zappafan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋