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Okay, okay. It was hot and I was hungry. THAT'S why you found me naked with that bowl of jello. Happy?

2007-09-05 10:44:38 · answer #1 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 3 0

First off, it's not a lie if you believe it. I Just didn't lie, and you still didn't believe it. Where does that leave us? Whose lying? Whose not believing it? You just don't trust me, and I'm not lying. I suppose you don't believe that either. I suppose you'll say I'm lying, if I told you about that bottle of Parrot Bay we drank. You said, "I'll believe you no matter what". I wasn't lying. See if I drink Parrot Bay with you ever again. I'm not lying this time.

2007-09-05 18:03:47 · answer #2 · answered by Dennis B 5 · 1 0

No, Little Red Riding Hood really did get eaten by that wolf. I'm sorry but that's the truth.

See you shouldn't have asked!

2007-09-05 17:44:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I tolfd you the real story but if you don't believe me maybe I shouldn't talk to you at all.

2007-09-05 17:43:58 · answer #4 · answered by A Girl With a Dream 7 · 1 1

ok u have bad body odor and I just can't be your deordorant no more.YOur armpits lack the joy of wanting to be fresh and clean .SO I your deordorant SURE is leaving you to go to work on a sexier armpit that is BRAD PITT under arm is much more sexier and leaner than yours and less hairy .YOu have a big afro and that is a turn off to SURE .YUCK

2007-09-05 17:45:38 · answer #5 · answered by ~~Pinky & the Brain~~ 6 · 1 2

the real story is that I have been lying all along

2007-09-05 17:43:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Well, I was born with a dick. That's just the beginning.

2007-09-05 17:46:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

i can't tell you, cause I am a pathological liar..and nothing I say is true...not even this..this is also a lie...

2007-09-05 17:44:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I'm sorry. It's pathological really. I may need help.

2007-09-05 17:47:31 · answer #9 · answered by Jareth's Trousers 7 · 1 0

I can't explain it any better than I have. Now get over it.

2007-09-05 17:45:39 · answer #10 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 1 0

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