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with a live lobster in your undergarments?

2007-09-05 09:59:30 · 14 answers · asked by falgee 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Nothing regarding lobsters falgee but I am quite a Jessie when it comes to sealife. Na the worst accident I had (if you can call it that) was when I was about 14. I got the **** kicked out of me by 5 grown men cos my mate pissed in their garden, me being a diplomatic naive negotiater (aka a daftie) I tried to reason with them while all my mates ran away. One broken nose, two black eyes, three missing teeth and left unconcious in the middle of the Forfar Road. I don't even know who found me. Woke up the next day in Ninewells with a mangled face and eventually ended up with 2 false teeth.

2007-09-06 01:19:59 · answer #1 · answered by Lammy 6 · 1 0

nothing concerning a lobster but
the worst accident i had was last december 2 days before Christmas i was involved in a rear end collision and had whiplash and now have a pinched nerve in my arm

2007-09-05 11:10:52 · answer #2 · answered by luckyduck2006 6 · 0 0

None with a live lobster in my undergarments, thank goodness! :)

2007-09-05 10:06:25 · answer #3 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0 0

I once had the worse case of upset stomach anyone can have ...... OK I was being polite the shits and I farted and messed me trousers it not only burnt my bum but it was embarrassing to boot.

2007-09-06 00:52:49 · answer #4 · answered by Edgein 7 · 0 0

I got them for christmas they were santa's claw knickers I was told they were self cleaning, excellent for camping but they did pinch a bit.

2007-09-05 13:59:51 · answer #5 · answered by I forget 5 · 2 0

I dropped a few chips the other day-what a waste !

2007-09-05 10:07:11 · answer #6 · answered by mr.bigz 6 · 0 0

It's not the lobsters that worry me...it's the crabs.

2007-09-05 10:25:25 · answer #7 · answered by cherrycheesecake 6 · 3 0

Loose one who really loved

2007-09-05 10:05:28 · answer #8 · answered by sayed s 2 · 2 0

I got it from behind!

2007-09-05 12:31:04 · answer #9 · answered by Pinyon 7 · 1 0

You just described it.

2007-09-05 10:03:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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