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They have bigger cars, take up a seat and a half in the airplanes, they eat a lot and just take up too much space...don't you all agree?

2007-09-05 09:16:58 · 5 answers · asked by Steelhead 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

why do fat people get so sensitive?

2007-09-05 09:24:26 · update #1

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well id prefer to be sitting by a fat person on the plane then a judgemental person like you.

2007-09-05 09:21:47 · answer #1 · answered by midgetpidgeon SUSPENDED AGAIN! 3 · 3 1

I've started gaining weight, and although I've got a ways to go before I reach Al Gore or Michael Moore proportions, I must put it to a stop.

There are some advantages. If I need money, I can just go to the beach, and people will pay me to make shade.

But it's also embarrassing. If I step on a scale, the needle spins around completely, then, reads "'To Be Continued...". I'd need my yearly salary just to buy enough carbon credits from Al Gore to pay for my excessive usage of resources.

Well, I'm headed to the gym tomorrow. And the word "salad" is going to re-enter my vocabulary. If I have to take my shirt off at the beach, I don't want people to scream in horror. And I certainly don't want to be mistaken for Michael Moore.

Oh waitress... do you have any non-fat, low-carb dressing for my salad? I've decided to cancel my carbon credits order.

2007-09-05 18:26:07 · answer #2 · answered by pachl@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0 0

They have to buy the extra food, buy the extra airplane seat, buy the bigger car, so its their problem, not mine.

2007-09-05 16:20:59 · answer #3 · answered by Allison L 6 · 3 0

"normal sized people"? what is normal anyway? Size Zero?

2007-09-05 16:25:54 · answer #4 · answered by Marita 3 · 0 0

Go eat a cookie. You haven't eaten so long that your brain is eating up your common courtesy.
Moron.

2007-09-05 16:22:27 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1 3

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