As the Supreme Overlord of the internet's most powerful cult, 'The Followers of the Highest Lords Overbeing Deluxe' I find that my ego often gets in the way. If my followers do something I don't approve of I say things like...
"Shut up Whore!"
"Die die die!!"
Or I will do some fairly mean things to them to try and get them to understand like spray them with water and poke them with a stick behind the grocery store while a mildly retarded bagger girl watches from the bushes.
and i know it hurt, and I know it is wrong. I love each and every one of them. I also need them to help me earn my huge fortune and keep my helicopter full of fuel. Where can I learn to temper my emotional outbursts?
2007-09-05 08:10:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hey...is the mildly retarded bagger girl available? ding seems undecided, and i dont think i have time for indecisiveness, maybe? i do? or not?
2007-09-05 08:15:06 · answer #1 · answered by Happy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, at first I thought you said something about Tupperware, but now that I look at your question is clearly says temper. I have no idea about the temper thing, but if you are having a Tupperware party count me in.
2007-09-05 08:30:34 · answer #2 · answered by Nasty McCain 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everytime you feel the emotions rising, poke yourself in the eye. It's a good behavior modification exercise. It works, and fast.
2007-09-05 08:16:49 · answer #3 · answered by butrcupps 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, your a prize, why would anyone have problems with this? OK, not really... Seek guidance around the corner and three doors down the hall... Hurry, run fast!!!!
2007-09-05 08:15:10 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They used to use lobotomy,but for some reason it fell into disuse. I have no idea why. It was quite effective.
2007-09-05 08:14:14 · answer #5 · answered by Galahad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just relax man.
2007-09-05 08:13:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
anger management
2007-09-05 08:14:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well now that i know i get all those
extra privileges with my membership..
where do i sign on?
2007-09-05 08:20:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
no clue
2007-09-05 08:14:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
just don't speak at all^^
2007-09-05 08:13:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋