PAYCHECK GUIDE:
The following helpful guide has been prepared to help our employees better understand their paychecks:
ITEM AMOUNT
Gross pay $1,222.02
Income tax $244.40
Outgo tax $45.21
State tax $11.61
Interstate tax $61.10
County tax $6.11
City tax $12.22
Rural tax $4.44
Back tax $1.11
Front tax $1.16
Side tax $1.61
Tic-Tacs $1.98
Thumbtacks $3.93
Carpet tacks $0.98
Stadium tax $0.69
Flat tax $8.32
Surtax $3.46
Corporate tax $2.60
Parking fee $5.00
F.I.C.A. $81.88
T.G.I.F. Fund $9.95
Life insurance $5.85
Health insurance $16.23
Dental insurance $4.50
Mental insurance $4.33
Reassurance $0.11
Disability $2.50
Ability $0.25
Liability $3.41
Unreliability $10.99
Coffee $6.85
Coffee Cups $66.51
Floor rental $16.85
Chair rental $0.32
Desk rental $4.32
Union dues $5.85
Union don'ts $3.77
Cash advance $0.69
Cash retreats $121.35
Overtime $1.26
Undertime $54.83
Eastern time $9.00
Central time $8.00
Mountain time $7.00
Pacific time $6.00
Time Out $12.21
Oxygen $10.02
Water $16.54
Heat $51.42
Cool air $26.83
Hot air $20.00
Miscellaneous $113.29
Sundry $12.09
Various $8.01
Net Take Home Pay $0.02
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2007-09-05 07:34:11 · 16 answers · asked by Easy B Me II 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Exactly except I also had to pay for toilet paper!
2007-09-05 07:40:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-16 12:13:09 · answer #2 · answered by louthan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot the GST (general sales tax)10%.
That leaves me with a huge $0.00
Why bother working,it all goes to the man.
2007-09-05 13:28:43 · answer #3 · answered by nickson faction 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious!!
Yep, that is pretty much how my paychecks look like...except they charge more for oxygen here in Florida, it must be a real deficiency here!
2007-09-05 07:46:09 · answer #4 · answered by Yul'ka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah really!
We end up paying about 90% of our money to taxes.
Time to stop paying them!
2007-09-05 07:38:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad, but true. My paycheck looks very much like this one.
2007-09-05 08:34:47 · answer #6 · answered by Army mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you forgot the new tax form
line one, enter your name
line two, enter your social security number
line three, enter the amount you made
line 4, send in that amount
2007-09-05 07:46:50 · answer #7 · answered by magnetic_azimuth 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
♥ Lmao! O yeah thats a good one!!! :-) I think I'd be well off if all those taxes weren't taken out...
2007-09-05 07:43:30 · answer #8 · answered by NCIS ♥ Addict 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, that's exactly what my paycheck looks like!!!
Good one!!!
2007-09-05 07:38:49 · answer #9 · answered by *kimi* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Not exactly like that, but it's pretty similar to it!
2007-09-05 08:02:59 · answer #10 · answered by Goddess Princess Minky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋