One truth I know is that men are grafted onto the end of the remote control but refuse to answer a telephone - why?
A man will compliment ANOTHER woman on her cooking as though she is his mother re-incarnated but barely manages to form a comprehendable soundbite when we cringingly crave praise for something we slaved over for hours - why?
When a man 'is tired' he makes no attempt at a diplomatic excuse in an attempt to negate feelings of insecurity for the other party - he just starts snoring regardless of subtle signals!
WHY???
2007-09-05 07:22:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Men do not like asking for directions.
Men do not think "salad" is dinner.
Men sometimes think they can repair things, then you have to call a professional to repair what your man "repaired".
Sometimes men are color blind, just because it is blue and the other piece is blue, doesn't mean it matches. There are shades of blue guys!
Men can always find a store that sells beer.
Men love fire! The only way to cook!!
Men cannot see or hear anything but the game when one is on TV.
Men LOVE to change the remote when you are watching a program.
Men think being gassy is hysterically funny.
Men never ask if "their butt looks to big" in their pants.
Men never ask if we like their hairdo.
Men can give you the :"look" and you KNOW what he is thinking.
Men can sleep anywhere.
Men don't pick up poop or change stinky diapers willingly.
It sure would be a dull world without them!!!
2007-09-05 07:59:24 · answer #1 · answered by slk29406 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
And your point is?
What unquestionable truth do I know about the opposite sex?
I'll give you 2.
a) its all about me
b) women tend to be evil towards other women.
c) women have an obsession with breast to compete with other women.
Men are grafted to the remote control. ANS. i don't watch TV. My wife is in charge of the TV. besides, football doesn't begin till this coming Sunday. She can still keep the remote.
I don't amswer the phone because I can tell by the ring that its not/never for me. Its for her, you know, the woman I married. LOL .
My wife is the best cook on earth. She cooks circles around my mom and my sister. Right dear, you're a good cook? See I wrote it down like you said to.
Tired: My eyes closing is as diplomatic as I can get. What other hint does she require?
2007-09-05 13:08:35 · answer #2 · answered by Tinman12 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh, I think the one asking the question should get some very high marks for her comments. I cannot add anymore as all of the women are so right on.
Of course the one who made mention about leaving the toilet seat up is so right on also. I know when it is in the middle of the night I hate to use the toilet if a male guest is visiting my husband and I for they are a friend out of town and I go in and the next thing I feel is ice cold porcelain on my fanny. I am sorry but at that point the whole house is going to know my *** is freezing. No trouble for them to put it up, why is it such a problem to lay it back down. Oh, it is because we good women who do not want to sit on anything other than the seat will just do it.
Anyways, THANK-YOU FOR THAT QUESTION!!! I so needed a good true laugh and I feel so much better now.
2007-09-05 08:54:46 · answer #3 · answered by sherry 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you ask him a question--watch his lips, he will say he answered and never said a word.
If dinner is good, not a word, if the pasta is a little overdone, lets discuss what happened to the pasta.
If he is watching the baby while you are at the store and you come home to a stinky baby, oh he just did that right before you came in the door.
If he falls asleep sitting up and you wake him up you will get chewed because he jerked and hurt his neck. If you don't wake him up you will get chewed because he got a kink in his neck.
There are too many covers on the bed, so who steals all of them?
Why aren't my socks white---uh do you go outside and get the paper in your socks?
Why is this clutter in here, uh 3 kids and you, I am the resident slave here and I also have a full time job.
Lid up, get over it and remember to turn the light on when you go it there, it's a trap.
Hey we're out of toilet paper in here--same place it's always been -- under the sink.
Do we have some cold medicine---just run or call his mom to come over and stay.
2007-09-05 09:38:53 · answer #4 · answered by lilabner 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Unquestionable truth????
1. A man can always look in the mirror and see something that makes them think they are the sexiest man alive, where as women have a hard time finding anything we're happy about.
2. A man's pants never expand, but head North or (usually) South.
3. No matter if you both have the same symtoms to an illness at the same time, he's sicker!
Those are just a few that I thought of right off the top of my head. I'm sure I could think of more if I really put my mind to it! (and don't get me wrong, I love my husband very much, I just accept him, faults and all!) :-)
2007-09-05 07:36:21 · answer #5 · answered by Laurie 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Time for me to shoot holes in your so-called unquestionable truths: You're obviously hanging around with the wrong men. Most of the guys I know let their wives handle the remote, answer the phone when it rings, and NEVER refuse the advances of their women. And a lot of guys I know always at least say "thank you" to their wives when they've gone to the trouble of cooking a meal.
One UNQUESTIONABLE truth I have found about women: They always find an excuse to be p!$$ed off at men (and their excuses are usually very petty). P.S.: Before I start getting flamed for this, it's a joke, so lighten up!
2007-09-05 07:34:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
If your talking about husbands, he can get grumpy if you have a headache...
He can get really grumpy if his football team loses a game.
Doesn't like makeup.
Likes his dinner before midnight.
Gets miffed if the neighbors dog poos on the grass.
Wants plenty of beer in the fridge for friends.
Likes his car bright and shiney.
Loves having his grandkids visits. This will take to long so I'll quite now.
2007-09-05 10:20:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will have to challenge your ''truth''. My husband and I talk for hours, I get to hold the remote too, he compliments me on several aspects, he will answer the phone. I admit that he may be a rarity.
One thing that my husband told me is that men do not take hints. He told me before we married that if I want him to take out the trash etc just tell him and he will do it.. Don't hint at it just come out with what you want. I do and he does.
2007-09-05 16:11:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One unquestionable truth I know about women is that they pretty well have all of us men pegged from the get-go while we generally don't have a clue of all the nuances and subtleties that surround us. We're just animals, I tell you, animals and are pretty lucky there's not a third sex or we'd pretty much be out in the cold.
2007-09-05 10:31:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Whenever someone asks-"Why does he do that?"-I have a pat answer. "He's a man". My ex-husband used to stand in front of an open kitchen cabinet and yell "Where's the salt?".
I would walk over and reach in front of him and say something sarcastic like "In this blue box with the little girl and her umbrella". It was right in front of him. My grandson did pretty much the same thing the other night and I explained to my grand-daughter that he cant help it-he's a man. It seems to come with the genes.
2007-09-05 08:11:22 · answer #10 · answered by phlada64 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋