I know a man named Mr. Bean
His limericks make me feel so clean
I like to read them in the tub
And fantasize he's there to rub
My brain and thoughts with words of wit
But then I get my 'puter wet
I curse and cry but have retribution
I didn't die from electricution
Oh how I love my Mr. Bean
His top and bottom and in between.
2007-09-05 06:28:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
((sure thing sweetie)) How drunk were you, JBo? You told me it was the way to go after losing the badge...so you're the doubter...I'm the "Itchy"...but if we're going steady I need WAY more action than I've been getting...
2007-09-05 07:46:35 · update #1
I once met a lady named Shizz
with lips so red, you'd wanna kiss
she sez, Oh Mr Bean, you have a hard on
I sez, I'm just happy to see you, Hon
That spritzy gritzy Lady named Shizz......
2007-09-05 06:36:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 0⤋
4-5
2007-09-05 06:49:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brava!!
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Just a Little Bit of Something
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Mr. Bean has no mean streaking
He leans toward this scene routinely.
About things he knows
He shares... why do you suppose
He so generously gives us
Limerickocity?
2007-09-05 06:48:14 · answer #3 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
wow I only can dream stuff like that...
my psychiatrist says I'm getting better...and I should stop seeing dead people and hearing voices any day now...
great job Shizz...I loved it
2007-09-05 11:44:33 · answer #4 · answered by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hey,,we have the same name.Does this mean we're going steady?
2007-09-05 07:30:50 · answer #5 · answered by Ol man Moses Bohannon 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh, another talent. You are good, Shizz, really good.
2007-09-05 06:41:18 · answer #6 · answered by Starr 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
awwww!!the words of true love!!:)
i liked mr bean's answer!!haha!!:)
2007-09-05 12:11:08 · answer #7 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
thats brill i really liked it :)
2007-09-05 07:21:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
shizz!!! that's so wonderfully romantic... loved it!!!!
2007-09-05 06:31:59 · answer #9 · answered by KISS MY neice33 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You rock. lol.
2007-09-05 06:35:44 · answer #10 · answered by Jess H 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋