........but not right now........maybe later.....
2007-09-05 06:10:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
Why, hello Mr. Bean. Of course you may join us. We are honored. And after imbibing a few with Ms. Shizz I'm sure the limericks will just simply roll off your lubricated tongue.
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[ahem]
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In Anticipation
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How can we wait
For something so great
It's hard to abide
The time passing by...
2007-09-05 06:20:43 · answer #1 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I don't think you got a mean bone in your body! But I'm ready for some limericks!
2007-09-05 13:18:47 · answer #2 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
More limericks filled with tired cliches?
I wish that they would go away ---
But then a clown myself
I might aspire to be
knowing with certainty
that it might somehow get me laid.
("If it works for you
will it work for me?"
I ponder humbly.)
2007-09-05 14:01:34 · answer #3 · answered by Doc Watson 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Bean, you are never alone...now gimme some limericks! (And a beer, it's time)
2007-09-05 13:17:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
there once was a bean on a chair
this bean had a big nose full of hair
his hair was sweet like brownsugar
but sadly all coated with boogar
and you hoped you wouldn't stare
2007-09-05 18:36:22 · answer #5 · answered by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There once was a fairy from Khartoum,
who took a lesbian up to his room,
they faught all that night...
about who had the right......
to do what, and and with which and to whom!
*wonder how long this will stay here??*
2007-09-05 15:31:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Bean, do you think maybe,
we can make a baby,
when you come home,
and then go to Roam?
Pretty lame I know.
.
2007-09-05 13:20:12 · answer #7 · answered by Starr 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Swing Bean...
2007-09-05 14:18:11 · answer #8 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks, but NO thanks, Mr. Beans.
I happen to be into seriousness plenty of time.
Being clownish for so much of the time is truly an absurdity to me.
I can not imagine anyone wasting their time pretending or perhaps in truth being a silly clown.
Even children at the circus would tell you to quit it and show of yourself a lot more self respect!
Sorry, this is not party-time for me!
2007-09-05 19:31:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hickory Dickory Dock
The biotch sucked my (meat lollipop)
She said it was free
Then wanted mon-ey
So I capped her with my Glock
2007-09-06 08:40:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋