Hunting with Dick Cheney or standing between an open-bar and Ted Kennedy??
2007-09-05 05:41:05 · 22 answers · asked by Is it Friday yet?? 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
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2007-09-05 05:45:01 · answer #1 · answered by ? Planet 80's ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Standing between the open bar and Ted Kennedy is far
more dangerous! Ted is GOING to get to that bar come hell or high water - all 380lbs of him. The crush he will create will be on the order of a tsunami, all in front of him will be crushed
or stomped to death!
On the other hand, hunting with Cheney only involves bird shot
which can't do much damage, even at close range. Plus he could have got his ammo wet, mud in his shotgun, or lost
his glasses, all of which put your chance of survival way above your chances when that "drunken bulldozer" storms
the bar!
2007-09-05 14:29:56 · answer #2 · answered by rlapaugh 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I say standing in between Jabba the Kennedy and a bar.
Not because he's more evil than Cheney, theyre equal in my mind; but because Ive done nothing to piss Cheney off. Cheney only shoots with a reason, Kennedy would trample anything for a drink, or the right piece of tail.
2007-09-05 12:54:43 · answer #3 · answered by Showtunes 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Open bar with Kennedy, I would go hunting with Cheney, he at least knows how to drive.
2007-09-05 12:47:46 · answer #4 · answered by ALASPADA 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Open bar with Ted Chappaquiddick Kennedy To be in front of him and an open bar would be like standing in front of a locomotive heading down Pikes Peek. with no brakes.
2007-09-05 15:36:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Imagine George W. Bush and Ted Kennedy together in a bar and only one drink left ......
2007-09-05 12:44:24 · answer #6 · answered by Mitchell . 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hunting with draft dodging Dick - because then you realize he is still the VP and has enough time left to be able to cause more damage to America than he and Dubbya already have.
Very dangerous indeed!
2007-09-05 12:47:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
...ahhh I feel lucky and safe when I follow an Irishman...especially a Kennedy...the"alternative" since his beginning has always delivered disastrous intent.
...and besides that...on my wet bar Cheney has a red circle around his face with a line through it...and his Buddy Bush is framed around my dart board.We here all play darts alot...
2007-09-05 12:50:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kennedy is lethal. Dick wounds people.
2007-09-05 13:18:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This question, along with a couple other is getting old. I'd rather hang with Ted. Thanx for the points.
2007-09-05 12:51:01 · answer #10 · answered by gone 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hunting with Dick!!
2007-09-05 12:44:41 · answer #11 · answered by Kayla 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋