What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you recently?

Question

Or that happened to 'someone you know' ?

Answer 1

i was at this trendy bar 1 nite wen i went 2 the loo n as i was walkin bk 2 were my friends were standing every 1 was lookin at me i thought i was realy cool until my mate pointed out that i had a long trail of toilet paper hanging from the bk of my trousers HOW EMBARESING

Answer 2

I don't have a recent one but I do remember in highschool before class I would hang out by my locker and flirt with these guys and it was "that time" and I would put my equipment in the front pocket of my backpack. I stored my tylenol in and old medicine container and my tampons were just loose.

Well, I was putting my back pack in my locker and all of the sudden, forgetting that I had the equipment in there, I opened it up and everything fell on the floor. The container with the pills made most of the noise and of course the pons weren't silent either. I remember those guys looking at me and not saying anything.

I quietly picked up my things and left without saying a word. I was only a sophmore and I thought for sure that I would die.

Answer 3

I have this neighbour who is a total hottie. He lives across the road and until recently, I had only seen him from a distance - I am quite short-sighted, so I really only knew his general outline. However, I have since seen him twice at the local shop, and each time I have made a dick of myself by a) looking completely startled and b) being too embarrassed to talk to him. Why does this happen? It's because I don't recognise him close-up, and also because he's so bloody cute close-up and I get all flustered. So, I've nigh-on ignored him twice and I bet he thinks I'm a dozy twunt! (which in my head has messed with my chances of ever getting in his pants...

Answer 4

OK, this is quite unbelievable. But I will tell the story, not only is it embarassing, but it scared me stiff.
It was a second date, we kissed lightly after the first date, and nothing happened. On the second date we went to a theatre and sat at the back row - so we can enjoy the show as well as each others company. We were not planning on doing anything dirty, just to cuddle and kiss lightly.
So as the show started and the lights dimmed, he started fondling me, cuddling and kissed me.
He worked his hand into my panties and started playing with me. I was so much enjoying this as he caressed me down there and rubbed me so pleasurably.

I had to return the pleasure, so started touching him,he was obviously hard. We were two seats away from other people on the same row, so we could do a fair bit.
So he took his 'manhood' out, which was hard as rock and no sooner that I gripped it, he came and in the little light from the stage, I could actually see the fluid shooting up the air - it was kind of illuminated in the low-light, he instantly put his hand on it - but a good shot or two of it had escaped - some of it landed on my handbag on the empty seat next to me, some on my hair.....and some on the other people!!!!
It was SO EMBARRASSING!!!

The people (5-7 of them) started looking around, but in the poor light could not see much or determine where it came from, but sensed it was from some where in the back row. A lady on the row in front of me, and three seats to my right had a dollop of it on her shoulder!!! She was rubbing and sniffing it and looking around!!!!

Turns out my date suffered from Premature Ejaculation.

It was so terribly frightening, I was so nervous, I was shaking and never saw that guy again.

Answer 5

I was cycling up a steep hill on the cycle path back from town & loads of students had just come out of school & were walking down the hill. There were hundreds of them, so they were not only walking on the pavement, but also along the cycle track. A group of them didn't see me coming so I had to stop to avoid knocking them over. As soon as I got back on the bike & pushed the pedals around as hard as I could to get the bike going again, I farted really loudly.

Answer 6

I scheduled two appointments with people at the same time. One had texted me to say she'd be a bit late; a short time later I got another text saying "Will 1 pm be OK" and I just assumed it was the same person (didn't check the number) and texted "That'll be fine." The "late" person proceeded to show up at 12.30, to my surprise...and the person who had actually asked for the 1 PM appointment was right on time!!!
I could have crawled in a hole and died because both of these people are important to me. But we worked it out, I told the second person that we're all allowed one mistake in life and I've just used mine up.

Answer 7

I fell over when I caught my sandal on a raised flag stone.
I was walking along the main shopping street at the time so I was more than embarrassed.

Answer 8

I wiped out walking to a local bar with some friends in my new shoes and new dress. It was okay though we all just laughed and luckily I was okay and my new dress looked fine. I have been getting text messages all morning from them still laughing about it. I laughed too so it is all good.

Answer 9

My husband and I were showing a chap around our apartment with a view to renting it out to him. I made some food and as I got up to clear the table, I farted very loudly!! I am pregnant though so that's my excuse, I could have died on the spot!!!

He is now renting our apartment!

Answer 10

2 weeks ago after going to the pub we went back to a friends house - walking round the new deck admiring the huge Koi carp pond in the middle - i turned to say something and dissappeared through an unscrewed plank...........the bruises were gorgeous - it was so funny im laughing my head of typing this....