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well you know. Ur probably a vampire. And well, Vampires are pretty coo I guess.
Or maybe you are just a goth and seriously depressed, and think of yourself as nothing?
Never know. But i'm hoping its the vampire thing. that would be AWESOME! LOL
I'd let a vampire suck my blood, maybe. If he/she was a hot vampire.
Wow those were all just random thoughts in my head...hope you dont mind if i pay u in pennies...

2007-09-05 05:08:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because when you look in The Mirror it is a newspaper therefore you have no reflection.

2007-09-05 11:56:12 · answer #2 · answered by DanceInTheRainn :) 3 · 0 0

Do you feel tired and listless until you've drunk some red liquid? Do you sleep all day and only come alive at night? Have an aversion to christian crosses and perhaps garlic? If so, you're completly normal. Watch out for those other f*****s though.

2007-09-05 12:19:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Shiny side to the front dear

2007-09-05 12:05:40 · answer #4 · answered by SUE G online 6 · 0 0

Because it's a window Doh!

2007-09-05 17:39:42 · answer #5 · answered by steve 7 · 0 0

Because you are reading a newspaper??????????????
The Mirror
try reading the sun lol

2007-09-05 11:51:51 · answer #6 · answered by Wiggly_pumpkin 3 · 0 0

You are so ugly, the mirror pretends you aren't there.

2007-09-05 11:48:53 · answer #7 · answered by Go Bears! 6 · 1 2

you have bilateral photonic neutrality. it's a common ailment among asian crossdressing hemaphrodites. you really should see a doctor soon.

2007-09-05 11:59:42 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0 1

Turn it round.The shiny bit goes to the front.

2007-09-05 11:47:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

Because you are a vampire!

2007-09-05 11:49:06 · answer #10 · answered by hypnotiq8 3 · 0 0

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