A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently." "I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?" "Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother'? It would make me feel so much better." "Sure," answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!" As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" He asked, "I only purchased a few things!" "Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
2007-09-05 04:14:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Good one!!!
2007-09-05 04:32:37 · answer #1 · answered by kitkat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome. That young man got owned! Gotta love a woman like that.
2007-09-05 11:20:53 · answer #2 · answered by ultimatefitnesswithchristie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Hilarious!
2007-09-05 11:18:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, what a smart old lady.
2007-09-05 11:20:06 · answer #4 · answered by cherrie022 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very funny, but what's it got to do with marriage and divorce?
2007-09-05 11:18:32 · answer #5 · answered by crymeariver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say this should have been listed under "Jokes and Riddles"
2007-09-05 11:21:32 · answer #6 · answered by gypsy g 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA!
Gotto love those oldies!
2007-09-05 11:18:03 · answer #7 · answered by Chrystal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!! Gotta give props where they are due!! Hehe
2007-09-05 11:23:04 · answer #8 · answered by Beatngu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL,,,that ones to funny,,,if its true,,,its bad,,,but still funny :)
2007-09-05 11:21:40 · answer #9 · answered by The Wižard 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep on joking,haha
2007-09-05 11:28:05 · answer #10 · answered by ajal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋