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It's 1 am
The beer is gone and the store is closed.

Should I

a. sober up
b. go to bed
c. open the hard stuff
d. get a life (as I've sat here all night on Y!A and drank the house dry)
e. __________________ (your choice)

2007-09-04 18:08:15 · 16 answers · asked by whitiepossum 3 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

16 answers

What?!!! NO! It can't BE! Did you look in the cooler in the laundry room near the garage? Way in the back there's an old can of Coors from the party last Memorial Day! IT'S GOTTA BE THERE! THINK MAN!!!! What are you gonna do Whitie?!?!?! We gotta have more BEER!!!!!
Head for the Hills!!!! We're all gonna die! Why? Why? Why? NO BEER!! AAAAaa-a-a-argh-h-h!!!!

Me, three hours later in a dumpster behind the liquor store:
(Hic!) Gee White Whizzie, (BELCH) H- H- How couszhya ledda thing like thish h- h- happen? HIC! Bzzzzzz zzzzzzzz(snuk)zzzzzzzzz

2007-09-04 22:45:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, I'd say C but if you drank the house dry that options out. Try and remember where the stash is!

2007-09-05 01:10:44 · answer #2 · answered by Glen B 6 · 0 0

I'd go to bed. Especially if you have a busy day tomorrow. And if you're alone, then it's time for bed for real.

2007-09-05 01:13:13 · answer #3 · answered by UVRay 6 · 0 0

go to bed so when you wake up the stores are open and you can buy more beer =)

2007-09-05 01:10:48 · answer #4 · answered by bluelolypop 1 · 0 0

Judging by d, c doesn't seem like an option. Time for beddy byes.

2007-09-05 01:11:46 · answer #5 · answered by St John the Blasphemist 3 · 0 0

Just get LOST.You would do a great favor to humanity.

2007-09-05 01:13:54 · answer #6 · answered by brkshandilya 7 · 0 0

Why is the rum always gone?




Oh thats why.

2007-09-05 01:13:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

watch a dvd until you crash out, or roll a big spliff

2007-09-05 01:32:43 · answer #8 · answered by Sean'o 2 · 0 0

Go yo drunk @ZZ to bed. Bye.

2007-09-05 01:35:10 · answer #9 · answered by Welcome, to the real world! 5 · 0 0

I'm going for a combo answer.

C
E. (Invite tons of other people who are bored and out of beer.)
F. (PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

2007-09-05 01:11:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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